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ktulu
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by ktulu » Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:26 am
Big Wallaby wrote:Now you're speaking my language. Actually, Animal Kingdom Lodge is holding Rory for me until I get a house big enough. :D:
I found a way around my GR Donkey issue. I got a miniature ADA Donkey.
I am working on an ADA Elephant. We tried an ADA lion, but we kept losing trainers...
The ADA muskrat is a go!
"People can drink coke and pepsi, but they can't pee in the street."
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mechurchlady
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by mechurchlady » Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:46 am
I want an ADA approved Belgian Service Horse. I would have to have a ladder and be able to duck low bridges but he oculd pick things up, comfort me, protect me and speed me around the park. The problems are housing and feeding and vet bills and shes and the ladder.
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Syndrome
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by Syndrome » Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:48 pm
I'm gonna go for an ADA python myself. It will eat annoying small children who get too close and trample my feel and trigger my sensory integration disorder and bit the adults ahead of me in line to get rid of 'em so I won't have to wait in line too longer and trigger my ADHD.
"If you are a dee, please don't marry a dee, 'cause then your kids will be dee dee dee." ....Carlos Mencia
"It's the difference between champagne and carbonated pee!" ....Homer Simpson
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Nice work, pal
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Big Wallaby
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by Big Wallaby » Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:00 pm
And I would like an ADA gorilla. It could also act as a massage therapist for my wife.
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
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hobie16
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by hobie16 » Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:59 pm
Big Wallaby wrote:And I would like an ADA gorilla. It could also act as a massage therapist for my wife.
Lowland or mountain?
Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
--- Matt King
Stay low and run in a zigzag pattern.
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Big Wallaby
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by Big Wallaby » Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:21 pm
Silver back.
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
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mechurchlady
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by mechurchlady » Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:22 pm
On a not so serious note I am wondering what them new 4 wheeled ESVs will be like. Over that the great site this was discussed and I am waiting for the Segway users to get ADA approval as a mobility device even though I do not understand how one would be easier and better than a wheelchair or powerchair.
I have SID so for me the service horse would provide calming therapy, give me courage, and carry foods that I with celiac can eat. I want a service dog but not a horse as it would be fun to ride but a pain to feed, transport and care for. An ADA lawyer would be nice to have in the parks with you to point out your rights and they eat less than a horse in theory.
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DisneyMom
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by DisneyMom » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:18 pm
mechurchlady wrote:
I have SID so for me the service horse would provide calming therapy, give me courage, and carry foods that I with celiac can eat. I want a service dog but not a horse as it would be fun to ride but a pain to feed, transport and care for. An ADA lawyer would be nice to have in the parks with you to point out your rights and they eat less than a horse in theory.
A Great Dane might qualify as either dog or horse. Lawyer might eat less but charges by the hour, so not a cheap date ;)
:flybongo: NO BULL!!!!!:D:
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CujoSR
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by CujoSR » Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:22 pm
There's something wrong with you people.
ADA Llama FTW!
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mechurchlady
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by mechurchlady » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:27 pm
CujoSR wrote:There's something wrong with you people.
ADA Llama FTW!
I would hurt the llama if I rode it. I know of a llama game if you get bored here.
OMG you just realized that 90% of SGT members are a wee bit ...
I will let you figure that out yourself.
