Next year I'm selling Thanksgiving Turkeys from the Monorail Platform

[Big Wallaby]

I used to get this a lot at the Railroad stations.

"This gate will NOT be opening, only the gate at the far end will be opened. Please move down."

"Do I have to move down?"

"No ma'am, you can stand right here if you like. You just won't be getting on the train."

And yet, I had some guests who stood by that first gate for as many as three trains waiting for it to open!

"Gobble, gobble!"

Problem is, and you can ask anyone that worked Poly that weekend and especially that day, a sense of humor was not a good thing to display. Might have even got you killed, I am really not sure.

[hobie16]

It was "Amy's" first guest complaint in 35 years.

Ya gotta watch those older CMs. They tend to get uppity. :D:

[turkeyham]

Big Wallaby- At work we do get days like that. At times I see the Laughing stock show and want to steal the rope. When you get asked stupid questions like I get once in a while, I think of Disney should sell lightening rods in their Florida parks. It will zap SG when they are bad. I want some instant banana powder. I could serious see those who need to be punished.

[disneyaddict]

hehehehehe

that reminds me of when we were getting on the train at WDW, the Toontown station. we get there as the train is pulling in, and there is a single line from the gate, along the fence, and through the turnstile nearest the train.

We go through the left hand turnstile and walk up to the gate area. and an SG said as we walked by her, "there is a line", without breaking stride, I said, "WHY? this whole area is a waiting area!" we went up and borded the train when the gate opened. (some of the other guests figured it out and move up from the "line" behind us) hehehehehehehe

:hysteria: