Things to teach your child...

[drcorey]

Yes, I think I've seen a couple of those before, so it wouldn't be too unnatural.

and prolly not the first and last time a disney employee stole food....

[Teddykeiko86]

To skate on your heelys while waiting for fantasmic to start.
To splash your brother, by sticking your hand into the flume of POTC or Splash.

[DisneyMom]

To skate on your heelys while waiting for fantasmic to start.
To splash your brother, by sticking your hand into the flume of POTC or Splash.

Ewwwwww, Pirate water!
Got a faceful after the first drop last time I was there!

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Ewwwwww, Pirate water!
Got a faceful after the first drop last time I was there!

Isn't that considered "added magic"

hehehehehehe

[mechurchlady]

Flies!?! Ewwwwww.....You'd think she could swoop down and score a churro at least! ;)

Parent: Never listen to ignorant guests as you and I know that tink can fly but they keep her on a wire so that she will not escape. Now off to Mr. Toad's Wild ride and remember I know everything.
CM: Sir, that attraction is no longer in existence.
Parent: See son, budinski people. What do we do?
Son: Report him and I will cry and say he ruined my trip.
Parent: Good boy and for that we will get caramel corn at Camp Snoopy.
Son: Can we ride the Mummy while there?
Parent: Sure son and now watch me take this short cut. Point A to Point C. Easy as tarts in a banana barrel. Remember those ropes are to keep the dumb guests out but we are super deluxe guests who pay a lot and should be allowed to go anywhere.
Son: Do you want me to call 911 or our lawyer?
Parent: Find my front tooth then call our lawyer. Ouch, stupid park does not pad the pavement.
Son: Dad is your leg supposed to be a pretzel?

[turkeyham]

If we hide the menus from the resturant table, we can tell the manager that the waiter lost our order and get a free one comped.

Quick! Go and steal a wheel chair and lets go to the exit to ride the roller coaster.

If I can move the Christmas ordiments, maybe we can have one for a souvinor.

(Folks, the tree is fake this year and everything is bolted to the tree! :twisted :)

[disneyaddict]

Ewwwwww, Pirate water!
Got a faceful after the first drop last time I was there!

I got a mouthful of Splash Mountain water once...I suppose it was my fault for having my mouth open, but it was pretty

[turkeyham]

Mommy says to save the soft drink bottle. I can dip my bottle into the near by lakes and rivers for a refreshing drink.

One day I saw a SG fish a soft drink bottle out of the Fantasyland old motor boat's pond. He opened it up and I turned green when he drank what was inside. Now that is majorly gross.

[mechurchlady]

These condiments are for us to take home. Nothing like 4th of July picnic with all the condiments from WDW. Always start with desert and then the meats and stuff that does not stuff well in a baggie or pocket.

[turkeyham]

If I stay in the middle of the street taking my picture, maybe the horse and trolley will go around me?

If there is thick smoke and ash over Disneyland, the fireworks and Fantasmic will go as planned. If not I want a refund on everything. :mad: