Things to teach your child...

[Ms. Matterhorn]

Those are Rocket batteries. They are mercury free. Knott's used to have those until we switched to something even cheaper and worse. (Would you expect anything less?)

:hysteria: :hysteria: :hysteria:

[Princess Susi]

Don't forget to put your kids up on your shoulders when you are standing at the curb for the Parade. If an adult behind you complains, explain to the rude adult that Disneyland is for kids.

[darph nader]

Absolutely gross darph!! No more comps for you under my name. :p:

HEY, I wasn't suggesting "I" would ever do that.

[DisneyMom]

This one I saw on Bats Day when Crush had to deal with TWO SG children during Turtle Talk...
If Crush asks you to say "Dude!" Cop an attitude and refuse.Refuse to answer any of his questions because hey, your parents paid a LOT to go to the Resort and the enjoyment of everyone else at the show isn't important. 8 year olds are way too cool for this stuff anyway, as now your little SG friend demonstrates by saying,"Whatever" to Crush when it's her turn
This is good practice for the way to respond to teachers and other adults when you return home.Keep their expectations low! ;)

[drcorey]

This one I saw on Bats Day when Crush had to deal with TWO SG children during Turtle Talk...
If Crush asks you to say "Dude!" Cop an attitude and refuse.Refuse to answer any of his questions because hey, your parents paid a LOT to go to the Resort and the enjoyment of everyone else at the show isn't important. 8 year olds are way too cool for this stuff anyway, as now your little SG friend demonstrates by saying,"Whatever" to Crush when it's her turn
This is good practice for the way to respond to teachers and other adults when you return home.Keep their expectations low! ;)

wonder what crush said after he heard that.

[turkeyham]

When you go to Living Seas, please stick your fingers into the aquarium with the stingrays and small sharks. Also, put some floating garbage in the tanks. I believe the sharks might need to rest on something after swimming all day. I did see this and it was some lazy SG who claimed she was unable to find a trash can that was 5 feet from her.

[DisneyMom]

wonder what crush said after he heard that.

Crush looked dumbfounded and said,Dude! I didn't think it was that hard! to the first SG, the second he ignored the "whatevers"....He is Awesome!
If it were my kids, I would have dragged them out of there, embarrassed!

[turkeyham]

I would make sure that I could walk on thin ropes and fences. No cast members could stop me. If I can balance my self on the ropes in front of the mexican restaurant, I can try climbing the Matterhorn and go and see about tight wire to where Tinker Bell flies on.

If the cast member says to stay off of something such as fences, ropes and rocks, this means your feet better be secured on the ground. If you get hurt, these cast members will be on Disney's side and say that you ignored them. I have seen it while waiting in line for the Gadget Coaster in Toontown.

Small World opens in a few weeks. If it breaks down, maybe we can shove the SG kids in and chain them to the floors. My parents told me when I was little, if I get lost at the park and they can't find me, I will be living there. ;)

[hobie16]

Small World opens in a few weeks. If it breaks down, maybe we can shove the SG kids in and chain them to the floors.

If I'd done the rebuild of IASW, I'd get rid of the boats, install a wave machine, and have the guests surf all the way through.

Cowabuuuugaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[Cranbiz]

I can try climbing the Matterhorn and go and see about tight wire to where Tinker Bell flies on.

Tinker Bell needs a wire to fly on?????