Where are the Stupid Guest Tricks?

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I'm still trying to make up my mind between rum and tequila. I'll keep testing and let you know what the results are.

Like all tests...my advice is STUDY HARD!!!!!!!


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[hobie16]

Hubby says let us know when you wake up! ;)

Huh?!?! What?? I think I was dreaming about pirate wenches.

Like all tests...my advice is STUDY HARD!!!!!!!

I'm working towards my PhD.

[mechurchlady]

What he said. So while we wait for Disney to hire us, or to pass the time while we save up for our next SGT fact-finding missions (i.e. vacations), we've found a bunch of friends here, and as friends do, we talk with about anything and everything... It's not a bad thing!

I was in chat and a lady is very very annoying. There was a man in the room when she said "I need to get laid" and another time in front of this man she started talking about um well I cannot say but there are lady things you do not talk about.

I have a list of things I would prohibit from this site
rum
rum consumption
feminine hygiene
male hygiene or lack of it
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Jonas Brothers
Miley Cyrus

[Princess Susi]

But Rum is very medicinal and Pirates like it! Rum for everone who wants it!

I'd have to say it's because this site has been over-run by Guests. Back in the day it was all CM's and a handful of guests, this thread only has a handful of comments from CM's.

Is that a bad thing? There are many of us who are polite and not stupid guests and we offer our ear AND stories as well (like the one below). Most of us don't feel like we belong at other sites as there are many SGs at them. We like the CMs and love to share stories with them.
Do you want all of us non-CMs to go away? :(

I have an INTENSE story about an SG who I actually got into a screaming match with. We were waiting for the Parade and had a decent viewng spot behind a family and right when the parade starts, UP goes the kid on dad's shoulders.

I tapped him on the shoulder and said politely, "There are many short people behind you, and they cannot see anymore." (He was not in any way at the back of the crowd, he was nearer to the front) I asked him, as politely as I could, "Could you please put your child down so others can see.

There was a spot right in front of me where the mother was sitting in the stroller and there was a space next to it with a clear view to the parade. We were only about 2-3 people back from the front. There were also elderly people and other short folks behind him. He looked at me and said "I am not blocking your view, what is your problem?" We were just slightly to the right of him and a bit back. I said it wasn't about me, but the others behind him who could no longer see. He looked at me and said "No, I am not putting my kid down, I want to share this moment with him." I said there were others BEHIND him that probably wanted to share the moment as well. He told me to mind my own business. I told him he was inconsiderate and rude and that this was supposed to be the happiest place on earth and people should be considerate of everyone.

Many more words were exchanged and then it stopped and he turned back to watch. The parade had stopped for it's usual parade stop so I turned to Raph and said "There must be a parade stop, cause it is not moving." I WHISPERED this to Ralph and everyone knows how LOUD the music is to The Parade of Dreams when you are near Coke Corner, the music is BLASTING, I had to lean into Ralph to whisper and the jerk turns around and says, "Will you please shut up. I am trying to enjoy the parade with my family" He was still brewing for more fight!

I told him to mind his own business. And then he started to yell at me again about leaving him and his fanmily alone. I told him it was impolite to listen in on someone else's conversation when they were whispering. He probably did not even hear what I said and thought I was talking about him. He was an asshole!

At that point I got sick of it and said "Would you like to go to City hall and deal with this? I can get a security guard and we can figure it all out." He said "Yeah, let's go!" and I started to walk away and said "Okay, let's go." and he turned back around and ignored me. He would not turn back around when I told him again I will get a security guard to deal with this." I had no intention of doing so, because I did not want to ruin the kid's night, but dad had already done that by yelling at me with his kid on his shoulders. What a jerk!

We finally just left and moved away from the asshole and his family. I felt so bad for the elderly people behind us and it PISSED me off that he was so RUDE to everyone else and he was close to the front. I can see putting the kids on shoulders if you are in the back, but not when you are up close. That was a bad exchange and pissed me off!

We finally just left the Park and went back to the room. I really dislike rude people who think they are the only ones in the Park. I was just asking nicely for the people behind him who now could not see because of his double decker height! I raised my voice a little too, but never uttered a curse word and tried to stay calm. It just baffled me that he was so self centered. :mad:
The Princess

Disneymom, this was just after you and your hubby left that night!

[TdcOgre]

Okay, now another SGT. Mommy and I were at Studios one afternoon. I noticed it was about 45 mins. until the afternoon parade. So I went to Hollywood Boulevard to find a place for the two of us to watch while SWMBO did a little shopping. I managed to glom on to the first park bench by the entrance. I spread out my stuff to hold the spot and waited for my wife. (Note there's really only room for the two of us to sit on the bench comfortably.) Now the fun begins, a veritable horde of people start trying to horn in on my spot. I was unfailingly polite: "No, I'm sorry. I’m holding the space for my wife." I actually had folks trying to edge up and sit on the concrete ends of the bench, so I had to put something on both of them. Now it’s time for the pièce de résistance. I’m looking up the street, hoping my wife will show up BEFORE the parade and I see this couple standing across the way; looking at me and then huddling together. Now, the woman crosses the street in front of me while the man goes further down and crosses. I wasn't thinking they were up to anything until she stops in front of me and starts asking me questions about what everyone is waiting to see. Out of the corner of my eye, I catch sight of the man trying to move my bags from the end so he can sit down. I wheel around; put my hand on the bags and say:" EXCUSE ME! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!?” I get this blank look and he stammers:" I didn't think anyone was sitting here." He leaves, looking sheepish and she goes with him. Before they're out of earshot she starts berating him: "You are sooo slow. If you'd moved a little faster we'd of had that seat....." NOW of course SWMBO shows up. "Having fun." she says. AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!