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Re: Funny Nametags

Post by Mikey » Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:56 pm

While "testing" a name tag machine, I made one for me and one for a co-worker. Our park's tags have first name and state/country of birth (or other state/country if you prefer)

*Idiot
*State of Confusion

*Fool
*State of Despair.

haven't worn them yet....

I also made one for my nickname in one department which frequently calls for assistance:

*While you're here
*State of Chaos

I have worn that one when answering a call to that department.

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Re: Funny Nametags

Post by accioetoile » Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:31 pm

I was once Patride from Port-au-Prince, Haiti. People asked me how to pronounce my name. I told them "Pah-treed". They also asked me if I was really from Haiti. Let me just say that I'm Irish, Scottish, English, and Welsh. No Haitian in me.



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Re: Funny Nametags

Post by disneyaddict » Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:51 pm

BRWombat wrote:And now that I've revealed my full name online, stand by for my home address, SSN, date of birth and mother's maiden name! :eek:

Hmm, can we get any credit card #'s while you're at it?


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Re: Funny Nametags

Post by Doctor McKey » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:28 pm

Mikey wrote:While "testing" a name tag machine, I made one for me and one for a co-worker. Our park's tags have first name and state/country of birth (or other state/country if you prefer)

*Idiot
*State of Confusion

*Fool
*State of Despair.

haven't worn them yet....

I also made one for my nickname in one department which frequently calls for assistance:

*While you're here
*State of Chaos

I have worn that one when answering a call to that department.

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Re: Funny Nametags

Post by Ms. Matterhorn » Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:44 pm

glendalais wrote:On this topic, I was logging into CDS yesterday, when I noticed that it showed my Middle Name rather than my First Name. It was a tad odd, but it could have been worse, so I just go on my merry way.

Moving on, I find out a Lead has been looking for me with my Middle name, thinking I was late - somehow, all the Company records have switched over to my Middle name being my preferred name, meaning that people are running around trying to find someone with a [glendalais's-middle-name] nametag and are passing by me multiple times :rolleyes: .

Guess it's off to get a new nametag...(I actually like my Middle name better than my first name, so it all works out in the end, lol).
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Re: Funny Nametags

Post by TalkingHands » Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:15 pm

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:The only name tags I had was:

Casey

Nick

but I returned them to the T.E.A.M Center because I got in trouble with the manager for not wearing the right name tag: Dan.

Now, I found a lost name tag: Roberto. I don't think I can ever convince people that I am a "Roberto", why??? Because I am Asian!! LOL!!! :lol:
Why not. We have hispanic chinese around here in Florida as well Jaimacan Chinese. Some are even named Roberto


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Re: Funny Nametags

Post by Sioban » Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:39 pm

DLSweeper wrote:There is this white guy at DL who wears a name tag that says: Jesus.
One of my friends has a Jesus nametag too :)

I have one that I picked up when I forgot mine that is from Canfield Ohio. Once when I was wearing it, I had an older couple who were actually from there. They started chatting with me about it and I was in a playful mood and just made up an entire life there. It's a good thing that most places have a main st and someone named Johnson.



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Re: Funny Nametags

Post by drcorey » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:58 am

Sioban wrote:One of my friends has a Jesus nametag too :)

I have one that I picked up when I forgot mine that is from Canfield Ohio. Once when I was wearing it, I had an older couple who were actually from there. They started chatting with me about it and I was in a playful mood and just made up an entire life there. It's a good thing that most places have a main st and someone named Johnson.
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Re: Funny Nametags

Post by BRWombat » Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:06 pm

drcorey wrote:Jesus is my gardener.
I know this is supposed to be like "God is my co-pilot," but I'm really having trouble getting the spiritual meaning from it... :p:


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Re: Funny Nametags

Post by hobie16 » Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:07 pm

BRWombat wrote:I know this is supposed to be like "God is my co-pilot," but I'm really having trouble getting the spiritual meaning from it... :p:
I believe he's trying to say Heysuse is my gardner but I could be wrong.


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