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by IndyandMarion » Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:34 pm
It's been nearly a year since I last threw a Here's Your Sign at a moron guest. We've had some great laughs. We've been in a fight against people who don't get it. We've all wondered where I've been . . . Hell, I've wondered were I've been sometimes.
Here's Your Sign: The Disney Saga started the day I found this utopia. A site dedicated to the idiotic behavior of people in the parks. All the way from the simple 'What time is the three o'clock parade" to the idiot who jumped off a moving parking tram to save a hat that Disney sells at practically every location. To the idiot who was fired for saying "I have a gun on property, locked up in my car, right now" (Im guessing it's happened. We know it's happened. But, damn it, we just can't grip our minds around the fact that "SOB! Someone really did it!"). It started as me venting about the idiots we come across and how we could/would like to respond to them in our little lives "protecting the magic" of Disney (You want to protect the magic of Disney? Let us kill a few of these "people" off. Just one or two an hour. . . IT'S ALL I ASK!) because if we say what we are really thinking, most of us would be sitting at the Adventurers Cl. . . Ah hell, wait a minute, we'd be sitting at the Ale House with friends saying "Wow. How the hell did that happen?"
To the new people here, you want to know what HYS is all about? It's about the Cast having to bite their tongues until it bleeds and putting their hand in the pocket (Don't go there) to keep us from saying what we really want to and to keep us from following through with the oldest and noblest of sayings 'Reach out and punch someone". I noticed the comment so from July 04-July 06 I was at Coaster and have since resided in The Great Movie Ride in a position that uses firearms. . .
Now before we begin, Here's Your Sign: Is the stupid answer to the stupid question. But sometimes, a simple comment could be made that will lead to a stupid or smart ass reply (And trust me on this, when it comes to smart ass replies, I wrote the book on that while I was away from here)
Actual answers during the show:
Guest: Is he real?
Guest 2: No, he's a robot.
Me: If I was a robot? Would I be sitting here listening to you have this argument?
Guest: Is that a real gun?
Me: You keep asking, you'll find out.
Me: Turn that light off on the camera before I break ya kneecaps!
Guest: It's not a flash!
Me: Then when did Disney invent the In-Door Lightning storm. . .
Guest: Why are you so mad? We're at Disney!
Me: I'm angry because you're stupid and I'm *Sarcastic* "preserving the magic"
Guest: Is the gangster really dead?
Me: God I hope so. . .
Guest: Why are there no fireworks here?
Me: Oh, we ran out of bottle rockets last week. But if you give us a few days, we'll have Reflections of Sparklers: The Economy Hits Disney
*In Alien*
Guest: She looks like Michael Jackson. . .
Me: Seriously? Because this movie came out when, you know, he was still black.
*I've got more, I just can't think of them right now
The "I should have said it line"
Guest: Is this a ride?
Me: Look up and find out. . .
Guest: Is this Toy Story? *Standing in front of the GMR sign
Me: If it is, I've been in the wrong location for seven hours.
Guest: How do we get to Toy Story?
Me: When you figure out how to get into a computer then into the movie itself, buddy, you are the one that will take Steve Jobs' place.
OK, that's all I have for right now. So stop reading this and the site and get outside for some air. I know it's tough but you people scare me sometimes. Seriously. Stop drooling on the keyboard over the topic and get outside. I'll start throwing bananas outside to get you monkeys out there if I have to.
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