Abusing Grandma on an Aircraft

[DisneyMom]

Not on a plane, not on a train.
Not on a house, not with a mouse....
I do not eat them here or there, I do not eat them anywhere!
I do not eat green eggs and ham,
I do not eat them, Sam I am!
(You guys were talking about eating green eggs and ham, right?)

[Whazzup]

Does doing it in Denver count?

Does it count if you were alone?

Does an ultralite count?

Uhhhh, any more kinky additions to this subject??

No, ktulu, alone doesn't count.

Hobie, isn't that more than a little dangerous?? Or were you alone, too?

[hobie16]

Hobie, isn't that more than a little dangerous?? Or were you alone, too?

I didn't say it happened in one, I just wanted to know if it qualified.

[Princess Susi]

Sure, hobie.

Does doing it in Denver count?

Does it count if you were alone?

Doing it in Denver definitely does count! It may not be as fun in Denver with that high altitude, hard to catch your breath...hehehe, but it counts!
But not alone. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww....

[hobie16]

Doing it in Denver definitely does count! It may not be as fun in Denver with that high altitude, hard to catch your breath...hehehe, but it counts!
But not alone. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww....

Denver wouldn't count unless your bed is equipped with Magic Fingers. :D:

[dannydp]

I had a "Reverse" experience where I was the one in assigned seating and someone tried to convince me to switch with them. It was a single lady on a business trip, convincing me that she had really wanted the window seat but they had already been booked up so I should be nice and give her my seat. Meanwhile this is JetBlue, assigned seating, and I'm in one of the seats you pay extra for so you have more leg room (it's only I think $10/$15 more, and worth it on long flights). I told her I personally wanted to sit at the window myself, after a while or her staring at me like I was screwed up I told her she could ask others, she asked a couple other people and actually came back to me and said "They said no. So can I have your seat?" I told her no, put my headphones on and ignored her presence. She actually had the nerve to ask a steward to ask someone to move there seats, he said no.

[DisneyMom]

Sure, hobie.




Doing it in Denver definitely does count! It may not be as fun in Denver with that high altitude, hard to catch your breath...hehehe, but it counts!
But not alone. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww....

Hahahaha!
Now if I ever talk to you on the phone and you're out of breath, I'll know why! :p:
And I'll know you're feeling better!

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Does an ultralite count?

Wouldn't that be.....COLD??

[hobie16]

Wouldn't that be.....COLD??

One word. Friction.

[Syndrome]

Meanwhile this is JetBlue, assigned seating, and I'm in one of the seats you pay extra for so you have more leg room (it's only I think $10/$15 more, and worth it on long flights).

I would have told her, "Sure, since I paid extra for it, you can have it for $50." You would have been a little more cramped but would have made a profit!

Even on SW, where everyone is technically "equal," I wasn't too likely to change with someone when I made it a point to check in right on the dot of 24 hours to get my early A and got in line an hour early.. If they can't do that too, why should I let their problem be mine?

If I'm in the right mood, I might switch tho'. When we were flying Aer Lingus from Dublin to Barcelona, Mr. Syndrome and I were in our assigned seats and an FA came us to ask if we could switch to help them keep a family together. It was only a two hour flight, and a baby behind us was already tuning up his lungs, so I said "Sure"...I figured wheverever we were going couldn't be worse and it was only two hours anyway. Turns out she put us in the exit row with tons of legroom....SCORE!!