We get alot of weirdos at the Leather shop here are some of my favorite questions:1) Is all of the leather real leather?
2) Can you make me a leather bondage collar?
3) I need a whip for my gf, do you think you could put one together for me with a heart on the handle?
4) What size is this large bracelet?
A few of my favorite comments:
1) Leather isnt for boys! The cowboys wore jean material, if you want to be a cowboy we should get you some jean not leather.
2) Whould it be ok if I eat this leather then bring back the button for a refund? (her friends turns and says) Dont be stupid, you have to bring back at least half of the leather!
And my all time favorite conversation:
(Two guests about 20 years old and I have an interesting little chat about history, this is what I get for themeing my conversation :roll: )
Guests: How many letters can you fit on this bracelet?
Me: Pretty much anything, just dont ask me to put the declaration of independence on it or anything.
Guests: (one of the girls makes a face and asks) What's that?
Me: What's what?
Guests: That Declaration thing you just said.
Guests: (the other girl scoffs and interjects with) stupid! It's that iron cross thing!
Me: (now im starting to laugh) Iron cross?
Guests: (the other girl comes back with) It's not Iron Cross its Red Cross, you know the people that help after something bad happens.
Me: (now im biting my lip trying not to bust)
Guests: (one of the girls turns to me and asks what it is, I tell them and they still dont know what it is)
Me: What grade are you two in?
Guests: Oh we go to UCLA
Me: Really? And what are you majoring in.....
Guests: History
:shock:
