Abusing Grandma on an Aircraft

[mechurchlady]

welcome to SGT Nessa. I am Iberian American mix and my grandmother was chihuahuense and her husband was Azorean. I am weird and do not fit any mold but also have heard a boat load oa manure lol.

[disneyaddict]

Across the aisle and one row back, somone had the window and there was a dude on the aisle spreading his stuff on the middle in a transparent attempt to scare people away.

Isn't that against federal regulations, anyway? I mean, they do the whole spiel before every flight on every airline...seatbelt on, tray-table fastened, seats in the upright and locked position, carry-on luggage either in the overhead compartment or all the way under the seat in front of you...

They don't let you have stuff out, unless it's a jacket, book, magazine, food, drink, etc.

[mechurchlady]

Isn't that against federal regulations, anyway? I mean, they do the whole spiel before every flight on every airline...seatbelt on, tray-table fastened, seats in the upright and locked position, carry-on luggage either in the overhead compartment or all the way under the seat in front of you...

They don't let you have stuff out, unless it's a jacket, book, magazine, food, drink, etc.

You may have stuff out until the plane is landing, unsafe such as turbulence, taking off, parking, or taxiing. At some point passengers are told to put seats backs up, trays locked, all luggage and stuff must be in the bin or the seat in front of you, etc. Until that time a person can sprawl out and put stuff on seats. It is rude to declare a seat taken and I will sit on stuff.

[Syndrome]

Isn't that against federal regulations, anyway? I mean, they do the whole spiel before every flight on every airline...seatbelt on, tray-table fastened, seats in the upright and locked position, carry-on luggage either in the overhead compartment or all the way under the seat in front of you...

They don't let you have stuff out, unless it's a jacket, book, magazine, food, drink, etc.

You can have it out until the door is closed or close to it...people do this on SW during the boarding process to scare off others because it's open seating, then stow everything quickly when the flight is ready to actually leave.

Another good game is "Unite the Couple." Many couples will sit window and aisle, hoping no one takes the middle. But if there are no other good seats, a person will take the middle on the assumption that one member of the couple will switch with them so they can be next to each other.

Mr. Syndrome likes the window to look out and I like the aisle for easy restroom access. Thus when people play "Unite the Couple" with us, they lose and end up staying in the middle. We are courteous and don't lean over them to talk or anything, but we won't move. It cracks me up that couples who live together 24/7 can't stand to be separated by one seat for the length of a flight. I'm secure enough in my marriage to risk it!

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

You can have it out until the door is closed or close to it...people do this on SW during the boarding process to scare off others because it's open seating, then stow everything quickly when the flight is ready to actually leave.

Another good game is "Unite the Couple." Many couples will sit window and aisle, hoping no one takes the middle. But if there are no other good seats, a person will take the middle on the assumption that one member of the couple will switch with them so they can be next to each other.

Mr. Syndrome likes the window to look out and I like the aisle for easy restroom access. Thus when people play "Unite the Couple" with us, they lose and end up staying in the middle. We are courteous and don't lean over them to talk or anything, but we won't move. It cracks me up that couples who live together 24/7 can't stand to be separated by one seat for the length of a flight. I'm secure enough in my marriage to risk it!

That, or about twenty minutes after take off, whisper in his/her ear, I love you..pass it on!!! hehehehhe

betcha they change as soon as the seatbelt sign is off!!

[Syndrome]

That, or about twenty minutes after take off, whisper in his/her ear, I love you..pass it on!!! hehehehhe

betcha they change as soon as the seatbelt sign is off!!

Or better yet, "Let's join the Mile High Club. Meet me in the lav. Pass it on!"

[ktulu]

Or better yet, "Let's join the Mile High Club. Meet me in the lav. Pass it on!"

Be careful, that person might join you!

[Whazzup]

So, how many Mile High members do we have on SGT? Hmmmmmm??? Anybody want to confess? Anyone......anyone.....Bueller?? :D:

[hobie16]

So, how many Mile High members do we have on SGT? Hmmmmmm??? Anybody want to confess? Anyone......anyone.....Bueller?? :D:

Does an ultralite count?

[ktulu]

So, how many Mile High members do we have on SGT? Hmmmmmm??? Anybody want to confess? Anyone......anyone.....Bueller?? :D:

Does doing it in Denver count?

Does it count if you were alone?