So the other day I was working at Kilimanjaro Safaris as a greeter. I saw this woman in her 40's wandering around with a confused look on her face, so I decide to go and see if I could help her.
She sees that I am coming to help her and is instantly relieved. The first question that she has for me is not too bad, she asks "Excuse me, but when does the next safari leave?" I can understand how someone that is not familiar with the attraction can be confused. So I explain that the trucks constantly depart so she can go on a safari whenever she wants to.
The next question she asks is "how long is the wait then?" Which again, I can understand it if you can't see the big sign above my head that says "wait time 65 minutes from this point." So I tell her that it is about a 65 minute wait. Which I know is a common stupid guest question, but just wait it gets better I promise.
The final question that she asked just completely blew my mind away. She asked, "65 minutes... is that... is that like an hour?"
After picking up the scattered pieces of my brain I finally respond by saying "yes, it is an hour and 5 minutes." In which the response from her was "oh, you must be pretty good at math then." Then she just walked away leaving me completely dumbfounded. Now that is stupid!
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