Embarasssing Employee moments...

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Re: Embarasssing Employee moments...

Post by DisneyMom » Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:49 am

Well, there's a device called a condom catheter the guys can use when the employer doesn't allow for timely potty breaks! :p:
For Ladies, it's just Depends! :eek:
Unless Disney will provide you with a supply, DO NOT FEEL BAD about holding things up when you must! ;)


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Post by Big Wallaby » Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:15 pm

DisneyMom wrote:Well, there's a device called a condom catheter the guys can use when the employer doesn't allow for timely potty breaks!
Just one question on that system... where do you put the reservoir? That sounds quite uncomfortable. No thanks, I'll pass.



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Re: Embarasssing Employee moments...

Post by hobie16 » Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:20 pm

Big Wallaby wrote:Just one question on that system... where do you put the reservoir? That sounds quite uncomfortable. No thanks, I'll pass.
In your boot. It's also known as a Motorman's Friend. Now that you're on Monorails...


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Re: Embarasssing Employee moments...

Post by ktulu » Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:21 pm

hobie16 wrote:In your boot. It's also known as a Motorman's Friend. Now that you're on Monorails...
He can just open the door and pee off the side of the beam ;)


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Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:05 pm

hobie16 wrote:In your boot. It's also known as a Motorman's Friend. Now that you're on Monorails...
Didn't Burt Reynolds use one in a move about football? (North Dallas Forty?)


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Re: Embarasssing Employee moments...

Post by drcorey » Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:16 pm

I was hoping I wouldn't need to pee in a bag untill I was like 93 or so...



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Re: Embarasssing Employee moments...

Post by hobie16 » Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:18 pm

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Didn't Burt Reynolds use one in a move about football? (North Dallas Forty?)
You got it!!


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Re: Embarasssing Employee moments...

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:24 pm

hobie16 wrote:You got it!!
What WAS what you got after the weekend at the hotel... "IT"

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Re: Embarasssing Employee moments...

Post by DisneyMom » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:36 pm

Hehe, sounds like some of you are familiar with condom catheters :p:
Did you know they come in different sizes?
Small, medium, and OHMYGOD! :eek:


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Re: Embarasssing Employee moments...

Post by Big Wallaby » Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:40 pm

DisneyMom wrote:Hehe, sounds like some of you are familiar with condom catheters :p:
Did you know they come in different sizes?
Small, medium, and OHMYGOD! :eek:
I'm reminded of a Family Guy episode, where some pastor goes to the high school and preaches abstinence. No problems with that, except that the kids come up with an alternative... guy uses the girl's ear. News channel is talking about this new phenomenon, and the guy ends with "And once you go <insert ethnic group here>, you go deaf."*

I know, it was horrible, but it was so unexpected that I just about fell out of my chair laughing.

Sorry, this made me think of that. Hey, it's better than what one pilot and I did all night, trade comments that used the word, "point". Yeah, so... right... um... next topic?



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