Official SGT ADD thread

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At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.

Now SGT has a sweatbox of our own. This is the place to find and post all entertaining topics such as video links, jokes, games, and the like. A general rule of thumb is that if the thread is meant to be informative (interesting news stories for example), or a topic for discussion (like setting up a park meet) then it should go in the Break Room, but if the intent is to entertain the masses then it's home is The Sweatbox. I'm sure there will be grey areas at times, so if you have doubt as to where a new thread should go, just use your best judgement and the SGT Staff will be glad to move it later if you guessed wrong.
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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by Main Streeter » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:03 pm

hobie16 wrote: Most people go out of their way to avoid crazy people.
Not in my world hobie!!!! ;) I wish!



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Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:17 pm

Main Streeter wrote:Not in my world hobie!!!! ;) I wish!
Isn't dealing with crazy peepulll kinda part of the job description I.E. Tourist SG's?


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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by DisneyMom » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:42 pm

hobie16 wrote:If blaming Donnie doesn't work take all the blame yourself. Then give them the full history of (insert holiday). They'll try to change the subject or edge away. Don't let them go until you're done with your ten minute presentation. Charts and graphs always add credibility. I can pretty much guarantee they'll never bug you again.

Most people go out of their way to avoid crazy people.
Then I am DEFINITELY in the minority, as I go to work there almost everyday! :rolleyes:

But I DO BLEND IN! ;)

Give me a minute while I go find those charts! :D:


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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by hobie16 » Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:34 pm

Main Streeter wrote:Not in my world hobie!!!! ;) I wish!
You just need to work on your presentation skills. Throw in a nervous twitch, some eye drops to give you a glassy eyed 1000 yd. stare, and you'll run 'em off. Don't forget the charts and graphs!


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Post by Ms. Matterhorn » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:57 pm

vixen101485 wrote:YEP! AND>>>>>>HERE"S YOUR SIGN! :hysteria: I couldnt help it, it was too good an opportunity to pass by :D:
I don't get the "here's your sign" part. What did I miss? :confused:


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Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:31 pm

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:I don't get the "here's your sign" part. What did I miss? :confused:
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OKAY....Heres YOUR sign!!!!!


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Post by vixen101485 » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:47 pm

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:I don't get the "here's your sign" part. What did I miss? :confused:
It's a funny bit that Bill Engval does in his stand up comedy routine. Kinda like when someone asks you the most stupid question in the world and you answer back with something just totally off the wall, a bit sarcastic and un-expected because it was such a stupid question.

FOR EXP. (and I must be PMSing cause I am just FULL of sarcasm this week) Tonite----looking for shoes for Meghyn at the store "The Shoe Dept" Salesgirl comes up to me and asks "Are you finding everything you need" Me-smarts off....."i dont know, I havent found it yet" :D: HERE"S YOUR SIGN. IF you youtube his name and the H.Y.S.^^ I am sure there are tons of videos on it.



HEY! wasnt there a whole thread on that somewhere around here.?



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Post by CBeilby » Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:50 am

vixen101485 wrote:It's a funny bit that Bill Engval does in his stand up comedy routine. Kinda like when someone asks you the most stupid question in the world and you answer back with something just totally off the wall, a bit sarcastic and un-expected because it was such a stupid question.

FOR EXP. (and I must be PMSing cause I am just FULL of sarcasm this week) Tonite----looking for shoes for Meghyn at the store "The Shoe Dept" Salesgirl comes up to me and asks "Are you finding everything you need" Me-smarts off....."i dont know, I havent found it yet" :D: HERE"S YOUR SIGN. IF you youtube his name and the H.Y.S.^^ I am sure there are tons of videos on it.



HEY! wasnt there a whole thread on that somewhere around here.?
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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by Main Streeter » Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:51 am

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Isn't dealing with crazy peepulll kinda part of the job description I.E. Tourist SG's?
Sure is GP. :D: , but I meant my life off stage. Just seems to be filled with "The Stupids!!!!" Picked this phrase up from D L Security. ;) Can't even eat lunch @ Inn Between in peace. It's bad! Just plain Crazy bad. :eek:



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Post by Main Streeter » Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:10 am

hobie16 wrote:You just need to work on your presentation skills. Don't forget the charts and graphs!
Wait a sec hobie. :) You have no clue. I HAVE NO SKILLS! Why do you think I'm at DL? Can't work on presentation skills when there are none. As for charts & graphs.....was never proficient with those @ Cal. :o: Can't count change & hold up charts. :eek: Appreciate your effort though. A CM I like very much calls me JALC. "Just A Lost Cause." Seems to fit hobie. :rolleyes:



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