That's when the fight started...

drcorey · Post by **drcorey** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:22 pm

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her
someplace expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station.....
and then the fight started....

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me,
and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And that's how the fight started.....

GRUMPY PIRATE · Post by **GRUMPY PIRATE** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:00 am

drcorey wrote:When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her
someplace expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station.....
and then the fight started....

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me,
and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And that's how the fight started.....

You forgot these:

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acourtwdw · Post by **acourtwdw** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:53 pm

That was laugh out loud funny :p:

GrUvGrL · Post by **GrUvGrL** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:55 am

Well at least now you have another "expensive" place to take your wife.
A body shop!

Buh-duh-dum

Ms. Matterhorn · Post by **Ms. Matterhorn** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:32 am

Well, I asked my husband last night if he wanted to go upstairs and make love, and he said, "Honey, I can't do both!" :rimshot:

Princess Susi · Post by **Princess Susi** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:52 am

drcorey wrote:When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her
someplace expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station.....
and then the fight started....

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me,
and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And that's how the fight started.....

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:Well, I asked my husband last night if he wanted to go upstairs and make love, and he said, "Honey, I can't do both!" :rimshot:

Good one, Ms. Matterhorn

These are good laughs!
I have a feeling drcorey is a standup comic trying out his new stuff on us! ;)
Very funny!
Thanks, folks, for making me laugh this morning. Tis always good to start the day with a smile and a laugh!
susi

GRUMPY PIRATE · Post by **GRUMPY PIRATE** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:57 am

Princess Susi wrote:Good one, Ms. Matterhorn

These are good laughs!
I have a feeling drcorey is a standup comic trying out his new stuff on us! ;)
Very funny!
Thanks, folks, for making me laugh this morning. Tis always good to start the day with a smile and a laugh!
susi

Ummm, Don't think its all THAT new!!!

hehehehe

Sorrrrrrry doctor!!!

RUM?

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