"...but I have little ones!"

ktulu · Post by **ktulu** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:37 pm

Princess Susi wrote:Yay! Another fat ass who does not like to walk too far either, just to the churro cart! LOL :hysteria: just kidding...

Churro's aren't food, they're fuel!

If you use that in a sig, be sure to give me credit ;)

felinefan · Post by **felinefan** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:54 pm

Another reason some lardasses (like me) :D: don't want to walk far--if we fail to find clothing like shorts or pants that cover our thighs, we can get blisters where our thigh-tops rub together! OUCH!!!! Those blisters hurt! I speak from experience! Hasn't happened in quite a while to me, I've managed to find loose-fitting shorts and pants. But I still wouldn't mind getting out of Women's size 20 and eventually down to a Misses' size, like 8 or 6. I miss being able to fit into Misses' sizes!

Big Wallaby · Post by **Big Wallaby** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:38 am

BRWombat wrote:Not to your faces, at least. :p:

Right. At this point, I need to do one of two things. Either A) Be offended, or B) Join in.

Mine!

Whazzup · Post by **Whazzup** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:01 am

felinefan wrote:Another reason some lardasses (like me) :D: don't want to walk far--if we fail to find clothing like shorts or pants that cover our thighs, we can get blisters where our thigh-tops rub together! OUCH!!!! Those blisters hurt! I speak from experience! Hasn't happened in quite a while to me, I've managed to find loose-fitting shorts and pants. But I still wouldn't mind getting out of Women's size 20 and eventually down to a Misses' size, like 8 or 6. I miss being able to fit into Misses' sizes!

There is a roll-on product (actually several) that you can get at Sports Authority or other sports stores that helps prevent chafing like that. I'm going to get some for our trip in November and use it on thighs and toes.

Bochocho · Post by **Bochocho** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:32 am

Whazzup wrote:There is a roll-on product (actually several) that you can get at Sports Authority or other sports stores that helps prevent chafing like that. I'm going to get some for our trip in November and use it on thighs and toes.

Body Glide. It's an absolute life saver for us (hopefully) non-stupid (but definitely) fat-asses throughout the World. ;-)

I've typed, rethought and deleted several joking references to chafing and having one's thighs catch fire and leaving a trail of smoke behind while trucking through the park - but that visual image can only lead us all into the gutter. ;-)

Body Glide should open a kiosk just inside the turnstyles.

hobie16 · Post by **hobie16** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:29 am

This stuff is great for long bike rides.

http://www.buttpaste.com/BLButtPaste.php

ktulu · Post by **ktulu** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:40 am

hobie16 wrote:This stuff is great for long bike rides.

http://www.buttpaste.com/BLButtPaste.php

It also takes care of rash on the babies bottom quite well! We have a tube with the other various baby supplies.

DisneyMom · Post by **DisneyMom** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:16 am

hobie16 wrote:This stuff is great for long bike rides.

http://www.buttpaste.com/BLButtPaste.php

TMI!TMI!

hobie16 · Post by **hobie16** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:23 am

DisneyMom wrote:TMI!TMI!

Naaaaaaaaaaaa. TMI would have been if I'd posted pictures of what happens if I don't use it.

GRUMPY PIRATE · Post by **GRUMPY PIRATE** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:24 am

hobie16 wrote:Naaaaaaaaaaaa. TMI would have been if I'd posted pictures of what happens if I don't use it.

Ohhhh, thats not right!!!!

hehehehe

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