Today's Joke

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Re: Today's Joke

Post by mechurchlady » Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:38 pm

My friend owns Pane in the Glass window cleaning service.


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Post by felinefan » Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:21 pm

Did you hear the one about the crook who was being chased by the cops? He jumped on a scale and got a weigh.... :D:


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Post by drcorey » Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:24 pm

or the midget psychic running from the cops?
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Post by Ms. Matterhorn » Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:11 pm

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Re: Today's Joke

Post by BRWombat » Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:02 am

I've seen one tow truck company with the name "Tow Jam." Another company has the motto, "We want your tows, not an arm and a leg." :D:


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Re: Today's Joke

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:23 am

I remember seeing a garbage truck with the motto: "Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your trash back!"


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Re: Today's Joke

Post by Cranbiz » Wed Aug 20, 2008 2:08 pm

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I remember seeing a garbage truck with the motto: "Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your trash back!"
We have a pest control service down here with a simular logo. " Satisfaction guaranteed or double your bugs back"


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