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Post by SRT_GB » Tue Aug 17, 2004 11:27 am

leftcoaster wrote:The "Fat Ass" sign is for the people in the ECV's that are calorically challenged, who have to put the arm rests down because they can't fit between them, who think that by having an ECV, they will get on rides faster.
Don't forget they have to put a soda bottle cap over the horn button so that their girth isn't continuously pressing on it.


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Post by DLSweeper » Wed Aug 18, 2004 1:37 am

Stduck wrote:Somehow it got bumped and lost two letters so it sait Fat ass not Fastpass.
O man! That is so dang funny!!!!! :D


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Post by Stduck » Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:32 am

It was ... in case you were wondering that is why we no longer have a
sign above the gate.... The lead tore it down man I love Ed....


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Post by leftcoaster » Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:53 am

Must...resist...temptation...to...go..to...Mansion..and..ask...

"So, where is the Fat Ass entrance?"


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Post by Stduck » Wed Aug 18, 2004 10:16 am

leftcoaster wrote:Must ... resist ... temptation ... to ... go ... to ... Mansion ... and ... ask....

"So, where is the Fat Ass entrance?"
Too many new hires ... they wouldn't know what you were talking about


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Post by DLSweeper » Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:14 am

Stduck wrote:
leftcoaster wrote:Must ... resist ... temptation ... to ... go ... to ... Mansion ... and ... ask....

"So, where is the Fat Ass entrance?"
Too many new hires ... they wouldn't know what you were talking about
Tell them to go to sgt.com :)


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Post by Stduck » Thu Aug 19, 2004 1:23 am

DLSweeper wrote:
Stduck wrote:
leftcoaster wrote:Must ... resist ... temptation ... to ... go ... to ... Mansion ... and ... ask....

"So, where is the Fat Ass entrance?"
Too many new hires ... they wouldn't know what you were talking about
Tell them to go to sgt.com :)
I will....


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Post by CujoSR » Thu Aug 19, 2004 9:36 pm

DLSweeper wrote:
Stduck wrote:
leftcoaster wrote:Must ... resist ... temptation ... to ... go ... to ... Mansion ... and ... ask....

"So, where is the Fat Ass entrance?"
Too many new hires ... they wouldn't know what you were talking about
Tell them to go to sgt.com :)
We tried getting SGT.com but some fuck has it as his subdomain so we can't get it. :x


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Post by Grumpy » Sat Aug 21, 2004 10:05 am

SRT_GB wrote:
leftcoaster wrote:The "Fat Ass" sign is for the people in the ECV's that are calorically challenged, who have to put the arm rests down because they can't fit between them, who think that by having an ECV, they will get on rides faster.
Don't forget they have to put a soda bottle cap over the horn button so that their girth isn't continuously pressing on it.
You're joking right? I mean, I know you would know what they do, but that's just sad


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Post by SRT_GB » Sat Aug 21, 2004 2:57 pm

Grumpy wrote:You're joking right? I mean, I know you would know what they do, but
that's just sad
No joke. I've had more than one guest ask for tape so they can keep the
bottle cap on there. One large guest I had even went so far as to
recommend we keep a stockpile of bottle caps for guests like her.


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