Well, it finally happened.

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Well, it finally happened.

Post by GuestJockey » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:54 pm

I knew the day would come.

We heard a radio call yesterday asking for security to come out to the picnic area lockers. Two children had climbed inside one of the super-jumbo lockers and gotten themselves locked in.

So for all you bag check CMs out there who have to argue with the jerks who say "My ______ doesn't FIT in the lockers!", you may now respond with "Sir, the lockers fit 2 children, they will fit your _______."



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Re: Well, it finally happened.

Post by DisneyMom » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:59 pm

Wow, I didn't know Disney offered lockers for when you don't want to take your kids in! :twisted:


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Post by darph nader » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:31 pm

DisneyMom wrote:Wow, I didn't know Disney offered lockers for when you don't want to take your kids in! :twisted:
You have to provide their own water and food. (a porta-potty might come in handy also) :rolleyes:



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Re: Well, it finally happened.

Post by hobie16 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:59 pm

DisneyMom wrote:Wow, I didn't know Disney offered lockers for when you don't want to take your kids in! :twisted:
Install a flat screen TV and they'll be good for the day. :twisted:


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Re: Well, it finally happened.

Post by ktulu » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:45 pm

DisneyMom wrote:Wow, I didn't know Disney offered lockers for when you don't want to take your kids in! :twisted:
They do, but you responsible for going and taking them for a walk and providing food. You might want bring their shot record just in case. If they have a favorite blanket, bring that as well.


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Re: Well, it finally happened.

Post by BRWombat » Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:31 pm

DisneyMom wrote:Wow, I didn't know Disney offered lockers for when you don't want to take your kids in! :twisted:
Yeah, I thought that's what the kennel was for... :p:


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Re: Well, it finally happened.

Post by Mad Maxx » Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:36 am

GuestJockey wrote:So for all you bag check CMs out there who have to argue with the jerks who say "My ______ doesn't FIT in the lockers!", you may now respond with "Sir, the lockers fit 2 children, they will fit your _______."
Oh, if I ever get stuck out at a bag check tent again and get a guest like that, Ill give em this GR approved message! :p: I wonder what the look on their faces would be...

And, blah, I hate bag check. Ill take Parades or Booth or that ANY DAY.



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Re: Well, it finally happened.

Post by Shorty82 » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:25 am

Mad Maxx wrote:Oh, if I ever get stuck out at a bag check tent again and get a guest like that, Ill give em this GR approved message! :p: I wonder what the look on their faces would be...

And, blah, I hate bag check. Ill take Parades or Booth or that ANY DAY.
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Re: Well, it finally happened.

Post by pattimelt » Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:23 am

Shorty82 wrote:Front Entrance does back check at DL? Security does it over here.
Normally, bag check is done by ticket takers, but if they are short of people, they pull us out of our booths to do that, or they have us stamp hands at the exit gate.

Bag Check blows chunks.

Give me my nice, air conditioned booth or air conditioned building any day...

Although, taking tickets itself doesn't seem so bad.. (at least, not in the WINTER... )

But then again, I don't have to worry about that any time soon-- I'm on medical leave for the next 6 weeks so that I can have knee surgery.

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Re: Well, it finally happened.

Post by Elena (aka: Bubble Lady) » Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:19 pm

GuestJockey wrote:I knew the day would come.

We heard a radio call yesterday asking for security to come out to the picnic area lockers. Two children had climbed inside one of the super-jumbo lockers and gotten themselves locked in.

So for all you bag check CMs out there who have to argue with the jerks who say "My ______ doesn't FIT in the lockers!", you may now respond with "Sir, the lockers fit 2 children, they will fit your _______."
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