I Assure You, We're Open...

Kwahati · Post by **Kwahati** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:02 am

Had a good one today I thought I'd post:

A woman calls in at about 8:30 and I answer the phone with my name and the name of the place I work.
"Wow!" says the woman, "You're finally open!"
"Uh, yes ma'am. We open every morning at 7:30 am." I say in a friendly tone.
"Don't lie to me! I've been trying to get through to you since 7 this morning and nobody's been answering at your office or the other office!"
"Uh, ma'am? Who might you be trying to reach?"
"Well, you're the Travel Office and I'm trying to reach you, but you and your colleagues all opened late today!"
"Um, ma'am...We're not the Travel Office, we're <my office symbol here> and I can't speak for the travel office's schedule, but I can assure you that I was right here answering phones for <my office> at 7:30 this morning."
"You know what? Screw you! I hope you have to deal with crappy people just like yourself!" -CLICK-

I hung up, laughing saying "What? Crappy people who know where they are and when they got there?" :p:

DisneyMom · Post by **DisneyMom** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:31 am

HAHA!
The customer is always right....

My favorite is when they are acting like an ass and ask for the supervisor...
And the one they are acting like an ass to IS the Supervisor! :twisted:

GRUMPY PIRATE · Post by **GRUMPY PIRATE** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:17 pm

Too funny, guess the caller just wanted you to know he was crappy!!

hehehehe

felinefan · Post by **felinefan** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:54 pm

Some people absolutely refuse to admit they are wrong.... like a certain rides manager at Knott's .... ;)

hobie16 · Post by **hobie16** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:02 pm

felinefan wrote:Some people absolutely refuse to admit they are wrong.... like a certain rides manager at Knott's .... ;)

I was wrong once, but I made a mistake. I was right. :D:

GRUMPY PIRATE · Post by **GRUMPY PIRATE** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:08 pm

hobie16 wrote:I was wrong once, but I made a mistake. I was right. :D:

Soooooo, Two wrongs DO make a right!!!

JugglingFreak · Post by **JugglingFreak** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:22 am

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Soooooo, Two wrongs DO make a right!!!

And three rights make a left..

hobie16 · Post by **hobie16** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:17 am

JugglingFreak wrote:And three rights make a left..

That means you're circling the block.

GRUMPY PIRATE · Post by **GRUMPY PIRATE** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:35 am

hobie16 wrote:That means you're circling the block.

Better than circling the drain!!!

mechurchlady · Post by **mechurchlady** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:38 am

JugglingFreak wrote:And three rights make a left..

actually it is a right. You are going north and turn left to go west. Second turn left is south. Third turn is to the east. Make a right turn and you are going east. Thus 3 lefts make a right turn.

This however would put you one block southwest of where you started, lol.

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