Let Sleeping Guests Lie, for Goodness Sake

GRUMPY PIRATE · Post by **GRUMPY PIRATE** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:45 am

ktulu wrote:How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, and the rest of the world to revolve around him.

I figure it is only a matter of time before I lose my hearing. I tend to put on headphones when I play my drums, and crank it up to 11...

Yeah, but these go to 11!!!

drcorey · Post by **drcorey** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:37 am

just what they need, more lying guests...

duffthor · Post by **duffthor** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:56 am

Ooh!! Drummer jokes!!!

How do you know when the stage is level???

The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth. :D:

hobie16 · Post by **hobie16** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:06 am

duffthor wrote:Ooh!! Drummer jokes!!!

How do you know when the stage is level???

The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth. :D:

That's a new one!

I posted this one before.

A young man sailing the South Seas came upon a lovely island and decided to go ashore to explore. He was greeted by friendly locals who gave him the run of the island. While walking around, he noticed there was continual drumming. He asked one of the locals if it ever stopped. The local replied, "Very bad if drumming stops!"

The next day the drumming was still present so our sailor asked another local if the drumming would ever stop. The local replied, "Very bad if drumming stops!"

The drumming still hadn't stopped on the third day so our sailor asked another local if it would ever stop. The local replied, "Very bad if drumming stops!"

"What happens if the drumming stops?"

"Bass solo," the local replied.

BRWombat · Post by **BRWombat** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:23 pm

http://www.drumjokes.com/

I thought about stealing some of these and posting them here as my own, but then I remembered that you all have the same access to Google that I do.

Whazzup · Post by **Whazzup** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:38 pm

BRWombat wrote:http://www.drumjokes.com/

I thought about stealing some of these and posting them here as my own, but then I remembered that you all have the same access to Google that I do.

Hey Wombat, just out of curiousity, in your signature picture where in the choir are you located? I see a couple of guys who could be you.

BRWombat · Post by **BRWombat** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:15 pm

Whazzup wrote:Hey Wombat, just out of curiousity, in your signature picture where in the choir are you located? I see a couple of guys who could be you.

Back row, third from the right. If you look carefully at the upper right corner of the image, there is a subtly-colored arrow pointing down at me. (Apparently too subtly colored!)

A larger and clearer image is here, even if the show info is out of date.

Eeyore Tattoo · Post by **Eeyore Tattoo** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:22 pm

My idea for a attraction..
Rip Van Winkles 40 winks
The adventures of Rip,
Come along & walk (or sleep) in
Rip's world. Take your own 40 winks in a comfy cozy recliner..

Whazzup · Post by **Whazzup** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:33 pm

BRWombat wrote:Back row, third from the right. If you look carefully at the upper right corner of the image, there is a subtly-colored arrow pointing down at me. (Apparently too subtly colored!)

A larger and clearer image is here, even if the show info is out of date.

I see ya, Wombat! I see your subtly colored arrow, now that you point it out. :)

smart1hermione · Post by **smart1hermione** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:18 pm

THAT's where the Sleeping Beauty ride can be!

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