glendalais goes SG
For the record, this is only being posted because I promised bpgstudios I would, but it's an interesting tale nonetheless.
Anyway, after we arrived in Orlando, I headed over to Pleasure Island to meet up with bpgstudios for dinner. For those of you not familiar with All Star Sport's bus layout, DAK and Downtown Disney share a stop.
A DAK bus pulls up, and despite the giant lighted sign, I still ask if they're heading to Downtown Disney

Yes. I'm glendalais and I'm an SG.
Single Rider means Single Rider!
I went to go ride Test Track over at Epcot on Monday. Since I was by myself - my friend had decided to sleep in - I got in the Single Rider line.
Once I got to the head of the line, I was witness to a very heated argument between a CM and a women who insisted to ride with her party.
Apparently, she felt that despite the many signs saying that groups would be broken up, that she was special. I particularly loved how she yelled that she was on the Magic Your Way Premium Package (i.e. she mortgaged her house thrice to go on vacation) and that the CM must give priority to her over the "common people"

I will get on a bus, even if it's not to my resort!
This qualifies as a scary SGT.
I was taking the bus back to the All Star Sports resort from Downtown Disney, which made a stop at Typhoon Lagoon.
Anyway, we had loaded on all the people for the All Stars and were getting underway. When apparently someone from the bus stop next to ours tries to get on as we're pulling away. She runs along the bus and tries to make a flying leap, with the appropriate consequences.
God, we're not even heading to the same place. Some people, eh?
Other SGTs
The woman in line for Haunted Mansion who insisted Walt Disney was buried there.
My friend/travel companion, for complaining to me about why Florida's Sleeping Beauty Castle looks so different

The guy on the bus to Downtown Disney who basically spent the entire trip performing lewd acts with his girlfriend...and with children watching

The guy who saw my Main Gate Pass when I was trying to go to DAK on Friday and asked me if I could sign his group in....Yea, I called Security on that one.
The people who YELLED for the entire length of it's a small world. Torture on top of torture

And so many more, I'll recall more as I think about it more.