OK, so I was on the rear unload side at Pirates, and the bump came through, but we were busy and in the middle of the cycle so I told the young guy who was bumping me "ok, hold on just a second, let's get this boat dispatched." Well, I thought I was reaching under the handrail to grab and press the enable button, but I accidentally grabbed him between the legs and pressed the family jewels. (I wasn't looking when I reached, ok? alright already...) Anyhoo, he kind of yelped and I was saying "oh my gawd, I'm sooooooooo sorry!!!" and it was about the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me in 11 years there...
I remember it was a summer - '91 I think - and this kid never came back...lol...think I scared him away? I was pretty cute back then...
