Fun on the Matterhorn
Fun on the Matterhorn
Im not a cast member but i do have a pretty funny/disgusting story. My wife and I are standing in line at the MH and there is this lady in front of us probally 40 years old holding her son in her arms while he is breast feeding. Now breast feeding in public is fine, but the disturbing part is that the kid is probally 4 or 5 years old. I mean hes so big that shes holding him and his legs are dangling almost to the ground. They proceed to do this for another 10 minutes(it takes awhile to get full tummy when your 10 years old and still breast feeding) My wife and I are standing there and we are both trying not to crack up laughing. Well they finally get to the ride the mom lets Junior down pulls her shirt back down. The kid height comes up to almost exactly to breast level. Im thinking "Hey why hold the kid? Just let him stand next to you and service himself, kinda like a self serve gas station". Well mom dad and Junior all get on to the MH and have a great ride (Junior had no problems making the heigh restrictions) , and I have a very freigtening vision in my mind for all eternity....
Anthony from Texas
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"You're messing with my Zen thing, man."
"Dreams are as portals,
flat visions of misty places,
fragments bound below my surface,
but I can write dreams,
they flow from me,
inscribed but now unbound,
I touch them,
and they are real,
and they are real."

Most kids that go from breast to cup, are usually weaned from the breast around 12 months or so. A few go longer, but generally not past 2. I didn't breast feed long enough for my son to bite me with his teeth, so that, I wouldn't know....GMC wrote:once they can crawl is too old if you ask me, or once they get teeth, eep, well i don't know, i doubt if mine will ever work, i've heard some medications have been known to cause male lactation, but i doubt if it's enough to feed another being
I am not saying Stupidity should be illegal or anything!! But lets just remove the warning labels from hazardous items and let the problem solve itself.Author Unknown
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