Disneyland Statistics Project Hilarity

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Re: Disneyland Statistics Project Hilarity

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Fri May 02, 2008 2:18 pm

Big Wallaby wrote:That's a great study. Hope you didn't get some anti-Disney professor.

Grumpy Pirate will be around to respond to #10 in a moment, I am sure. You can probably even hold your breath. After all, you did say "rum".

Oh, and since I've not seen you around here before, and I haven't seen you properly welcomed by the Marsupial Welcoming Committee,

:welcome: to :sgt: from :wombat: and :wallaby: !
Well, thats really close to a correct answer, because RUM is made from sugar.(cane)


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Re: Disneyland Statistics Project Hilarity

Post by smart1hermione » Fri May 02, 2008 5:54 pm

Yeah, Mary Poppins, alcoholic extraordinaire.

It was a fun project, but the APs in our group were very cocky. I got the rest of the group signed in by a CM, but the APs weren't convinced that a sign in would be as good ad a pass.. ugh.

I'm very suprised we weren't stopped by security permanently. Also, we got past the security tents with clip boards, text books, and calculators that look like they could detonate a bomb. [TI-83 for those in the know]


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Re: Disneyland Statistics Project Hilarity

Post by felinefan » Sat May 03, 2008 1:25 am

Well, remember Mary Poppins' medicine WAS rum punch flavored!


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Re: Disneyland Statistics Project Hilarity

Post by ktulu » Sat May 03, 2008 9:29 am

smart1hermione wrote: 9. What does Timon mistake the stars for in The Lion King?
One of my favorite quotes from the movie.

Timon: They're fireflies. Fireflies that, uh... got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing.


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Post by DisneyMom » Sat May 03, 2008 9:52 am

ktulu wrote:One of my favorite quotes from the movie.

Timon: They're fireflies. Fireflies that, uh... got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing.
I always thought they were big balls of gas.... :pumbaa:


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Re: Disneyland Statistics Project Hilarity

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sat May 03, 2008 11:56 am

felinefan wrote:Well, remember Mary Poppins' medicine WAS rum punch flavored!
Oh my, you are right!!


Mary Poppins...was a Pirate????


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Re: Disneyland Statistics Project Hilarity

Post by smart1hermione » Sat May 03, 2008 12:05 pm

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious-arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


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Re: Disneyland Statistics Project Hilarity

Post by felinefan » Mon May 05, 2008 3:28 am

Well, come to think of it, when she said her medicine was rum punch, she rolled the R--RRRRRRum Punch! (Hiccup!)


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Re: Disneyland Statistics Project Hilarity

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Mon May 05, 2008 11:42 am

felinefan wrote:Well, come to think of it, when she said her medicine was rum punch, she rolled the R--RRRRRRum Punch! (Hiccup!)
See people, even Mary Poppins knows that RUM is a good cure-all!!!


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Re: Disneyland Statistics Project Hilarity

Post by smart1hermione » Wed May 21, 2008 2:54 am

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:See people, even Mary Poppins knows that RUM is a good cure-all!!!
Ironically, wasn't Dick Van Dyke a major alcoholic back then?


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