I would have said the ear. :twisted:DisneyMom wrote:In the side of the offending SG? ;)
an sg + a stroller =
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Naw, wouldn't do any damage there. A Deliberate SG (as opposed to the occasional "senior moment") has their "brains" (and I use that term very broadly as they are not brains as I recognize them) protected under thick fat padding in the posterior region. So a fork in the ear will only increase the whistle of air flowing through. But a kick in the a$$ has some chance of causing shock waves through the fat to the scene of all SG thinking processes.hobie16 wrote:I would have said the ear. :twisted:
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I'd look at it as applying a mental floss probe.Randy B wrote:Naw, wouldn't do any damage there. A Deliberate SG (as opposed to the occasional "senior moment") has their "brains" (and I use that term very broadly as they are not brains as I recognize them) protected under thick fat padding in the posterior region. So a fork in the ear will only increase the whistle of air flowing through. But a kick in the a$$ has some chance of causing shock waves through the fat to the scene of all SG thinking processes.
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But, an increase in the whistling of air flowing through the head might give you advance warning, allowing you time to brainstorm better ways of dealing with said SG.Randy B wrote:Naw, wouldn't do any damage there. A Deliberate SG (as opposed to the occasional "senior moment") has their "brains" (and I use that term very broadly as they are not brains as I recognize them) protected under thick fat padding in the posterior region. So a fork in the ear will only increase the whistle of air flowing through. But a kick in the a$$ has some chance of causing shock waves through the fat to the scene of all SG thinking processes.
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Come to think of it, if said SG had large, floppy ears and a slight restriction, the wind whistling through might make a "bronks cheer" noise instead of a whistle. Maybe thats what I have heard in the HM stretching room or in various lines from time to time. An SG cheer.dancinghomer wrote:But, an increase in the whistling of air flowing through the head might give you advance warning, allowing you time to brainstorm better ways of dealing with said SG.
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smart1hermione wrote:i love that logic.
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I remember that one from one of those blooper shows. Its even funnier when you know what the question was. :D: :twisted:GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Umm, in the butt, bob.
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One of the dangers of piercing a SG's head with any sharp object is that the vacuum inside the head would cause the SG's head to explode, possibly injuring the CM with said sharp object.
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Naw. A vacuum would cause the head to implode and suck the CM into the vast empty void. Maybe we have inadvertanly discovered the cause of SGs. Their heads contain a small black hole that sucks every thought into another dimension!felinefan wrote:One of the dangers of piercing a SG's head with any sharp object is that the vacuum inside the head would cause the SG's head to explode, possibly injuring the CM with said sharp object.
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