Jenny Craig must be rolling over in her grave

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Re: Jenny Craig must be rolling over in her grave

Post by hobie16 » Thu May 01, 2008 9:23 pm

smart1hermione wrote:but i have to admit, i only like diet soda.
That stuff is a communist plot and will sap you of your vital fluids. :D:

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Re: Jenny Craig must be rolling over in her grave

Post by smart1hermione » Thu May 01, 2008 10:31 pm

hobie16 wrote:That stuff is a communist plot and will sap you of your vital fluids. :D:

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Probably.

We all know Fanta Orange is a nazi soft drink. It's a toss-up for evil beverage of choice.

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Re: Jenny Craig must be rolling over in her grave

Post by hobie16 » Thu May 01, 2008 10:37 pm

When my nephew was 14 he announced to his mother that if he drank a bottle of Mountain Dew every day he couldn't get a girl pregnant. This resulted in an instant birds and bees discussion. I think there was also some oral hygiene thrown in for good measure.


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Re: Jenny Craig must be rolling over in her grave

Post by felinefan » Thu May 01, 2008 10:44 pm

That thing about aspartame I saw on quackbusters.com; they say the same thing about aspartame breaking down over 86 degrees. It's also been blamed for Gulf War Syndrome; they have pallets of aspartame sweetened soda sitting out in 140 degree heat, and they drink it constantly. Sugar is Generally Accepted As Safe; your body breaks it down in nothing flat. Saccrine and other artificial sweeteners make you fat because they interfere with the breakdown process. Nobody got fat from drinking soda when they were made with sugar, now that sodas are made with corn sweeteners, people are getting fat from them; corn sweeteners also screw up your body processes.

With corn being used more for biofuel, they should go back to sweetening soda with sugar; we would all benefit from it.


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Re: Jenny Craig must be rolling over in her grave

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Fri May 02, 2008 12:35 am

hobie16 wrote:That stuff is a communist plot and will sap you of your vital fluids. :D:

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Fluoride man, Fluoride...IN KIDS ICE CREAM!!!


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