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SRT_GB
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by SRT_GB » Sat Mar 27, 2004 8:26 pm
DisneyPrincess wrote:The worst I've seen in those kinds of cases are parents allowing thier children to #1 in planters waiting for the parade, in drains by the pool at one of the All Stars, and on the control booth at Fantasmic.
One time I caught a kid doing #1 with his back to the wall next to the CM entrance at Newsstand. If you're not familiar with DL's Newsstand, that means he was facing the crowd of people exiting the park as he was doing it. My friend also saw a little girl doing #1 in the middle of the horse-drawn carriage track on Main Street. Some people just have no decency.
SplashMtnBoy wrote:She was soo terrified of the ride that it literally scared the s*#t out of her. :shock: She didn't want anyone to see the mess she made in the log.
So in other words....she dropped a log in the log. I know, that was corny, but I had to say it....
We once had a guest who was so huge he barely fit in one of our ECVs (actually we have more of these than you may think). He was at the shop returning the ECV but he had such a hard time getting out he crapped his pants in the process.
btw is Voban that stuff used to absorb code v and stuff like that?
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by Zazu » Sun Mar 28, 2004 12:19 pm
SRT_GB wrote:btw is Voban that stuff used to absorb code v and stuff like that?
Yeah, it's a mix of orange sawdust and who knows what all else. There's so many chemicals in the mix it qualifies as hazmat.
WDW doesn't use terms like "Code V." I wish they would. Mostly we use the term "protein spill," but with many custodial cast not having English as their first language, I'm occasionally advised to just, "Pick it up and put it back on the shelf, nobody will know." :shock:
These days I just say "Voban Incident" and let them discover what sort when they get there.
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by flippin_mermaid » Tue Mar 30, 2004 11:38 am
I had a guest, a grown man, try to take a shit in the backstage area out in Critter Country...his wife and he came around the corner, into the backstage and I was sitting at the picnic table on break eating my lunch...when I realized he was pulling his pants down and trying to squat in the plants there. I jumped up and literally said, "No no no no!!!" as I tried to shoo them away. They couldn't speak english very well and I felt bad for them but come ON...he's a grown man! He should be able to hold it...or at least know when he's getting urgent to go and just GO find a BATHROOM. I just couldn't believe it...they kept begging me to let him crap there and I said, "No! You can't even be back here...and just NO! I'm trying to eat my lunch for petesake!"...I escorted them to the other side of the fence and then explained where the nearest restroom is.
But Disney really needs to have a closer restroom than the one at Hungry Bear...as a mother, I know that kids don't tell you till they absolutely HAVE to go...and I have seen many an "accident" with the kids out there in Critter. I feel bad sometimes.
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by Freak » Tue Mar 30, 2004 2:51 pm
::Flashback::
I've seen too girls just use the restroom where they were standing in line once. Reason being "They just got off a water ride, no-one would notice."
Girl one: "I need to go to the bathroom, lets get out of line."
Girl two: "I do too, but we're already in line let's just go here, we're already wet from GRR...Nobody will notice."
Girl one: "Okay."
Me: ::Throwing up behind bush:: Well not really, but it wasn't fun sitting next to them in Soarin....
Nasty!
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by Jedi » Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:31 am
I was working in one of the stores today when I just finished filling the plush(stuffed animals) for those of you who don't work stores. I had the wall beautiful. I went to another part of the store & I noticed a family that was trying to pick out a plush for their son. This family had a really heavy southern drawl to make it more interesting, I guess. They gave the toddler a plush & let him chew on it. They then said, "oh I don't think he likes to chew on that one much" as he is going (munch, munch, munch.) I could not believe what I was hearing. Then they inquire to each other about finding him another plush that he might like chewing on better. So they move on to a different plush putting the previously chewed plush back on the shelf. They pretty much said the same thing about the second plush as the first plush" I don't think he cares for that one either." They proceed to put that one back on the shelf as well. So on they go to the third plush & do the same exact thing with that one & all the while the child has kept munching on each plush that was given to him. Finally they decide on a plush that he has not slobbered on whatsoever but felt it was perfectly fine to leave the 3 previous items on the shelf, spit & all. I unfortunately was so busy that I was not able to verify which plush they put back so I could not remove them & I was not about to touch them to find out. It just sickens me to witness such gross events. I can't believe the family was condoning this behavior. They just kept mentioning about how they were concerned about how much their child needed to find a toy that he would be most happy chewing on. Makes you wonder, doesn't it. Just when I thought I had seen it all.
I wanted to approach them & tell them to please give me the other 3 plush that their child had chewed on so I could throw them away due to sanitary conditions. I wonder what they would have done? They probably would have offered me a plush to chew on as well!!
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Jedi
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by Jedi » Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:40 am
I remember a cast member telling me that she witnessed one of the guests put a huge handful of Jelly Bellies from the dispenser directly into her hand without paying & then deciding she did not like the taste, spit every last one of them out into the tray that catches all the pucker powder & apparently she made some sort of loud hurling noise.
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by Grumpy » Thu Jun 24, 2004 5:53 pm
Jedi wrote:I remember a cast member telling me that she witnessed one of the guests put a huge handful of Jelly Bellies from the dispenser directly into her hand without paying & then deciding she did not like the taste, spit every last one of them out into the tray that catches all the pucker powder & apparently she made some sort of loud hurling noise.
Into the pucker powder tray? I take it this happened in the Hunny Spot in Poo(h). . . and we're supposed to to save all that powder that the tray catches. . . I'll have second thoughts from now on everytime
I vaccuum that powder up. . .
What the hell do we do with that powder anyway, send it back to the manufacturer?
I am not saying Stupidity should be illegal or anything!! But lets just remove the warning labels from hazardous items and let the problem solve itself.Author Unknown
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by the wicked queen » Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:13 am
i'm usually behind a window at my location..of couse guests come up making silly lil faces all the time..well this one guest in particular ( a male in his mid 30 - early 40's) comes up and starts making these wierd faces...of course i'm not amused or suprised....suddenly he looks back then at me and my co worker and lifts up his shirt exposing his fat hairy chest and leans against the window pressing it against the glass i was like :sick1: i immediately turned my head away in disgust...i don't wanna see that again...but the face of the lady with the three kids standing next to him was classic...lol
:bouncemic [font=Lucida Sans Unicode]Its such a beatuful day...Now watch some idiot fuck it up[/font] :bouncemic
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by the wicked queen » Sun Jun 27, 2004 12:38 am
i was in my kitchen (candy palace) minding my own business when i look out the window and see a woman with her son at the register...nothing unusual..the son( i would say between 2 -3 yrs old) walked away from his mom to the sucker stands.... of course being as small as he is, he couldn't reach anything high up so he reached for the bunch of mickey shaped suckers that were about his shoulder lever..the mother of course too busy paying for whatever she was getting was not paying attention...the lil boy managed to somehow get a sucker loose from the bunch and put it in his mouth... :shock: the mother then looks over :shock: and instead of saying anything to a nearby castmember, she takes the sucker out of his mouth, places it back in the small bunch with the other mickeys and then places the small bunch with the rest of the suker bunches i was like ewwwww she did not just do that ... hello is this lady dumb??

she then saw me look at her after she had put the suckers away and grabbed her son and walked away..i wasn't the only one that saw the incident..another castmember saw as well and immediately removed the wet drooly sucker bunch
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by Jedi » Mon Jun 28, 2004 4:03 am
I was walking back to pooh corner tonight after lunch. I am just around Hungry Bear when 2 women in late teens early 20's were right ahead of me. Out of nowhere one of them makes the loudest belch I think I have ever heard! Then up on the porch of Pooh Corner before I get inside, just as i was approaching the porch there was a family sitting on the bench outside the store & the daughter was standing facing the store & decides to hock a lung chunk on the porch & the whole family just thought that was the funniest

thing they had ever seen. People have no manners whatsoever :!:
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