So the SG have a new method to make Jr just a bit taller so he can get on those rides!
..."a surgeon has devised a new way of adding up to 5cm to a person's height by inserting a silicone head implant."
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/ ... 63,00.html
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Re: New SG method to get junior on a ride...
A quote I'd like to see, that unfortunately didn't make it into the story: "This head implant will require removal of the person's brain. Theme park workers encountering any such person should not expect to notice any difference."ktulu wrote:So the SG have a new method to make Jr just a bit taller so he can get on those rides!
..."a surgeon has devised a new way of adding up to 5cm to a person's height by inserting a silicone head implant."
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/ ... 63,00.html
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Great, and it creates pressure on the brain? thus making an SG?
The sad part is, I bet some stoopid SG parents will try it!!
The sad part is, I bet some stoopid SG parents will try it!!
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Cue the "I paid $8500 to get my kid 5 cm taller and you are saying he still isn't tall enough".
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wouldnt it be easier to make special shoes with lifts instead of a glob on top of your head.
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But you can't be asked to take a glob out from under you skin.mechurchlady wrote:wouldnt it be easier to make special shoes with lifts instead of a glob on top of your head.
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You could, if the doctors start installing a zipper, then you could change out the padding. You could go smaller to pay for an entrance ticket, and taller to go on rides!dancinghomer wrote:But you can't be asked to take a glob out from under you skin.
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GP, the way your mind works is simply amazing!GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:You could, if the doctors start installing a zipper, then you could change out the padding. You could go smaller to pay for an entrance ticket, and taller to go on rides!
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...and frequently quite amuzing! :D:Ms. Matterhorn wrote:GP, the way your mind works is simply amazing!
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I personally am speechless on this one. WAIT! NO, I'm not. You gotta be kidding me.....EEEEWWWW! THo you have to wonder if they are no longer required to wear a bike helmet since they have built in padding. Gives a whole new meaning to Conehead. Geesh, that is like over 2". Dude if you are too short to be a cop, go find another profession. OK, now I am speechless.