Disneyland Resort Cast Members post your stupid guest tricks here. This forum is not for general Disneyland discussion. Please use the Break Room, for non stupid guest trick topics.
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by DisneyMom » Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:55 pm
BRWombat wrote:Sorry... I would've posted sooner, but there was this annoying, high-pitched buzzing in my ear. I was distracted trying to shoo it away, until I located the source... about seven posts back.
Cheers,
BRWombat (Bachelor of Science, Doctor of Jurisprudence, and proud father of two very well-behaved, straight-A sons.)
Well, just remember, if they ever do anything wrong, it is YOUR fault! :p:
Our generation is the cause of the downfall of society!!!!!!

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by Ms. Matterhorn » Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:59 pm
Let's just stop responding to Uppity's rants, we'll never get her to shut up anyway.
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by GuestJockey » Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:42 pm
lol - all I could think of while being dared to do a standing tuck was that I have 16 years of dance experience, including 6 years of tumbling, and never once has the ability to do a back handspring been more fulfilling to me than my job at Disney.
Your effort to put down Disney Cast Members is really sad, mostly because you show that you have no idea what you're talking about and are saying whatever you think will hurt our little feelings, even if it makes you look like an idiot. You're probably NOT an idiot, but you give that impression and ...dare I say... nurture stereotypes when you post the way you have.
All ridiculous spelling, dares & insults aside, I will apologize if you were under the impression that anyone on this board thinks that all cheerleaders are stupid. I'm sure no one intended that context. I will NOT however, apologize for the fact that you seem to have put yourself right into the limited category that the original conversation was mocking.
By the way, I'm friends with MANY ex-cheerleaders and in my experience, many of them got scholarships for cheer and studied DANCE, then went on to careers as dancers in DISNEY PARADES.
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by Zazu » Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:09 pm
Okay folks, I think this thread has gone on long enough.
Permit me to remind you *all* that one of the primary rules here is that bashing either individuals or groups is prohibited. Yes, you can post about "Stupid Cheerleaders" or "Stupid Cast Members" or "Stupid Whatever", but note what these three terms have in common. You can also post about stupid *tricks* -- the subject of this whole web site -- but you can do so without inventing other stupidities that they *might* have committed.
One more post criticizing any individual -- on this thread or any other -- will get you a time-out.
Now go play nice.
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by hobie16 » Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:01 pm
Hey Babe, thanks for taking a break from your studies to let us all know how smart you still are. Are you still crackin’ the books or have you gotten your hands wet yet?
The younger generation really isn’t that horrible, just wet behind the ears. I’ve got one upstairs that acts like I’m an old crank until she needs some advice. Then she’s all ears.
If you’re in med school have you gotten beyond intern yet? Have you noticed how most of the staff and patients pretty much ignore you? That’s because you don’t know much yet and, at best, are pretty useless or, at worse, can be down right dangerous. I realize they tell you you’re the best of the best so you can cop an attitude. Don’t. It just makes you look like a dope. Trust me on this. I’ve had lots of experience in the Stanford Med School. Oh yeah, chat up the nurses and whip some treats on them occasionally. They will save your ass.
Have you got your application in to go help out in some third world hell hole yet or are you going straight to the big bucks when you’re done with school? Lemme guess.
I work with kids from all social-economic levels during the summer. It’s pretty neat to see the ones that came in with no self-esteem leave feeling really good about themselves. What have you done to improve the human condition lately? This isn’t a trick question.
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by BRWombat » Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:47 pm
Zazu wrote:....Now go play nice....
Thanks, mighty Zazu... but why am I reminded of Woody's "talk" with Sid in
Toy Story??? :D:
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by joanna71985 » Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:10 am
BRWombat wrote:Thanks, mighty Zazu... but why am I reminded of Woody's "talk" with Sid in Toy Story??? :D:
Ha! Me too. :D:
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by Zazu » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:50 pm
BRWombat wrote:Thanks, mighty Zazu... but why am I reminded of Woody's "talk" with Sid in Toy Story??? :D:
joanna71985 wrote:Ha! Me too. :D:
It's always gratifying to meet students who are conversant with the classics!
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by Moonliner » Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:01 pm
Grumpy Pirate - Let me take a moment to thank you and your family for your service to us and country. Greatly appreciated!
Cheerleaders cheering are wonderful on the athletic field and sometimes on stage during a competition. Anywhere else and they are an annoyance. Period.
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by joanna71985 » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:14 pm
Zazu wrote:It's always gratifying to meet students who are conversant with the classics!
Of course! That movie is one of my favorites.
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