Dr. Seuss On The Golden Years

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Dr. Seuss On The Golden Years

Post by drcorey » Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:06 pm

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw

Oh My God.What can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell

My mood is bad-can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass.


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Re: Dr. Seuss On The Golden Years

Post by Big Wallaby » Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:44 pm

Hey, I've heard that one before. My grandmother would get a laugh.

Okay, I did too, but not because I can relate.


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Re: Dr. Seuss On The Golden Years

Post by Whazzup » Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:37 pm

Big Wallaby wrote:Hey, I've heard that one before. My grandmother would get a laugh.

Okay, I did too, but not because I can relate.
Just wait, BW, just wait - your time is coming..... :D:


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Re: Dr. Seuss On The Golden Years

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:46 am

Whazzup wrote:Just wait, BW, just wait - your time is coming..... :D:
I think that the more...Ummmm...MATURE SGT'ers believe that it is a terrible misrepresentation of advancing age!!!


(and we hope that those of you that laugh NOW, will not laugh so much THEN!!!)

(heheheheheheheheheeheeeeeeee!!!)


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Re: Dr. Seuss On The Golden Years

Post by felinefan » Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:11 am

Yeah, don't laugh too much, or you'll have to change your pants! :D:


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Re: Dr. Seuss On The Golden Years

Post by DisneyMom » Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:53 am

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I think that the more...Ummmm...MATURE SGT'ers believe that it is a terrible misrepresentation of advancing age!!!


(and we hope that those of you that laugh NOW, will not laugh so much THEN!!!)

(heheheheheheheheheeheeeeeeee!!!)
What? Mature? I REFUSE!!!!!!! :p:


:flybongo: NO BULL!!!!!:D:
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Re: Dr. Seuss On The Golden Years

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:17 pm

DisneyMom wrote:What? Mature? I REFUSE!!!!!!! :p:
Its ONLY a chronologicle reference, not social!!


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