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by SweetAurora » Mon May 10, 2004 1:02 pm
These are all awesome responses. Mwahaha....too bad where I work would probably fire me in an instant if some of them exited my mouth...
There ARE some I've gotten away with, though.
1. Everyone has probably gotten the "What time is the 800 parade?"
A. "830, ma'am."
2. I had spotted a Code PJ in one of our cars (if you don't know what PJ stands for..think really hard, then PM me..), and made sure the vehicle was tagged so that no one could enter it until the biohazard was cleaned. A group of teenage guys about to enter leaned over the station gates when the car came up, and squealed, "Is that, is that BLOOD in there?"
A. "Yes...this is what happens when you don't listen and don't keep your hands and arms inside the ride at all times."
We actually get Code PJS more than you think...SICK.
3. Our handicap access vehicle has a giant space in the middle for wheelchairs to occupy. This particular vehicle only has one row of seats. A woman in the line worriedly asked, "Ohhh...what happened to those other seats?"
A. I lowered my voice and sadly answered, "Someone actually stole the seats, ma'am."
I thought that would be it, and she'd laugh, but no. "Ohhhh, that's so sad! I was noticing you also have a lot of other things missing or broken in your line..."
I'll have to think of more later.
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