Snappy Answers or aka Screwing with Guests

This is the place to tell us about the stupid things fellow employees can do.
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Post by VonSeegs » Sat Jan 24, 2004 9:36 pm

IndyBob wrote:I use to say something similar when people would get pissed off because their child was to small to ride and they just stand there and argue with me till they were so mad and stormed away, and as they were leaving I would say "Have a magical day". Boy did that make them even madder(is that a word?)
Yah I remember having to fix that mess once or twice. :roll:

Eh, it was worth it.


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Post by goose » Sat Jan 24, 2004 10:47 pm

If only I had known "we are done with you" was all I had to say the past 3 years to some of the idiots I talk to...



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Post by IndyBob » Sun Jan 25, 2004 8:37 am

VonSeegs wrote:
Yah I remember having to fix that mess once or twice. :roll:

Eh, it was worth it.
You remember that one kid who kept asking me really stupid questions till I just snapped and just plain out asked him if he was stupid or what!



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Post by Zazu » Mon Feb 09, 2004 12:21 pm

My stock answer to, "Do you work here?" is, "Only when I think they're watching."
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Post by trojantuba » Sat Feb 21, 2004 2:23 pm

Guest: Do you work here?

Me: I try not to...

Big Pause..Guest walks away.


-"You know when Disneyland opened in 1955 nothing went right"
-"Yes John but when the Pirates of The Carribean Breaks down the pirates don't eat the tourists"

-(At the Indy queue) And over there we have Patrick...either that or Indiana Jones has really let himself go.

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Post by VonSeegs » Wed Mar 03, 2004 6:06 pm

My stock answer to, "Do you work here?" is, "Only when I think they're watching."
OMG I HAVE TO USE THAT ONE!!! I go back to work on Friday. I'm gonna say it!!!

Indybob- I don't remember you asking that kid if he was stupid! I would have ROLLED if I heard you say that!


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Post by trojantuba » Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:20 am

haha, that's a good one..... :lol: Chances were with my luck, I would of never got away with that!
ahh..something about being a jungle skipper lets you get away with stuff most cast members only dream about saying 8)

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-"You know when Disneyland opened in 1955 nothing went right"
-"Yes John but when the Pirates of The Carribean Breaks down the pirates don't eat the tourists"

-(At the Indy queue) And over there we have Patrick...either that or Indiana Jones has really let himself go.

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Post by SweetAurora » Mon May 10, 2004 1:02 pm

These are all awesome responses. Mwahaha....too bad where I work would probably fire me in an instant if some of them exited my mouth...

There ARE some I've gotten away with, though.

1. Everyone has probably gotten the "What time is the 800 parade?"
A. "830, ma'am."

2. I had spotted a Code PJ in one of our cars (if you don't know what PJ stands for..think really hard, then PM me..), and made sure the vehicle was tagged so that no one could enter it until the biohazard was cleaned. A group of teenage guys about to enter leaned over the station gates when the car came up, and squealed, "Is that, is that BLOOD in there?"
A. "Yes...this is what happens when you don't listen and don't keep your hands and arms inside the ride at all times."

We actually get Code PJS more than you think...SICK.

3. Our handicap access vehicle has a giant space in the middle for wheelchairs to occupy. This particular vehicle only has one row of seats. A woman in the line worriedly asked, "Ohhh...what happened to those other seats?"
A. I lowered my voice and sadly answered, "Someone actually stole the seats, ma'am."
I thought that would be it, and she'd laugh, but no. "Ohhhh, that's so sad! I was noticing you also have a lot of other things missing or broken in your line..."

I'll have to think of more later.


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Post by sistercoyote » Tue May 11, 2004 1:25 pm

Guest who was trying to stand in a no standing zone during Parade (I have no idea which parade any more, it's all a blur), to my Lead: "Who the hell are you to tell me what I can't do?!?"
Lead, holding up radio: "Do you see this?"
Guest: "Yes...?"
Lead: "I'm someone who can make your day at Disneyland much shorter."



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Post by DLRFantasmic!Dan » Thu Jun 03, 2004 3:17 pm

At Greeter at HISTA:

Guest past the "Space Mountain is closed sign"
Guest: Where's the entrance to Space Mountain?
Me: Go straight to the Blue wall, knock it three times, wait for the little monkey with a top hat and say 'Walk Disney Sent Me."
Guest: O k
(Walks off)



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