Please Don't Call Us, CMs, Stupid!!

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Please Don't Call Us, CMs, Stupid!!

Post by DLRFantasmic!Dan » Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:48 pm

so, today, I went to the park I didn't know that today was Early Entry, so I waited in line a quarter until 8 AM. By the time I got to the front gates, they said it was for Early entry only, so i got out of line and waited in another line. So, apparently, there was a couple in front of me who got denied entry and told to wait at number 17. Well, a lead comes and told them that they won't open that turnstile because it wasn't working. So, the wife of the couple complained that someone told her to wait at 17 that they will open up the gates. No one told her this so she goes into a rant how they should know these things ahead of time and know EVERYTHING!! I am guessing that the husband saying that all the CMs are stupid because they don't know what they are doing and saying that he what things should be done and that he can run the park better then the CMs. Then, he has the nerve to turn to me and apparently a new hire on her day off, that he meant no offense to us. I was shocked and offended by what they said!!! :mad:


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Re: Please Don't Call Us, CMs, Stupid!!

Post by Princess Susi » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:27 am

SGs do not rev up their brain before engaging their mouth! Sorry you had to deal with that so soon...Get used to these types of SGs.

They are a proliferating breed and you will find their favorite habitat is Disneyland and WDW, though, since they have to eat, they haunt the grocery stores and most of society has to deal with them at least once in awhile. They seem to come in herds of great numbers to theme parks and also leave their brains at home in a jar. You will recognize them by their bellicose manner and irritating whine that their "Magic has been ruined", their "Vacation has been ruined" or that "they need some sort of compensation for their magic and vacation being ruined." You will in time learn the neccessary tactics to tame these savage beasts. or not. They are EVERYWHERE!
Break a leg in your new role and have fun! We will see you there! Oh, we are not recognizable as SGs, so you will have to look through binoculars to find us... :D:
Susi*gives new hire a big hug*slicker ;)

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! I misread that! YOU aren't the new hire, you were with a new hire, right? Oh crap, I should put on my glasses before I read what is on the screen! Tell the new hire to break a leg and hugs from a non-SG! Hugs to you too, for dealing with SGs! See ya at the end of the month!
(Slinks away with a red face for being a message board SP; stupid poster...)


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Re: Please Don't Call Us, CMs, Stupid!!

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:02 pm

susislicker wrote:SGs do not rev up their brain before engaging their mouth! Sorry you had to deal with that so soon...Get used to these types of SGs.

They are a proliferating breed and you will find their favorite habitat is Disneyland and WDW, though, since they have to eat, they haunt the grocery stores and most of society has to deal with them at least once in awhile. They seem to come in herds of great numbers to theme parks and also leave their brains at home in a jar. You will recognize them by their bellicose manner and irritating whine that their "Magic has been ruined", their "Vacation has been ruined" or that "they need some sort of compensation for their magic and vacation being ruined." You will in time learn the neccessary tactics to tame these savage beasts. or not. They are EVERYWHERE!
Break a leg in your new role and have fun! We will see you there! Oh, we are not recognizable as SGs, so you will have to look through binoculars to find us... :D:
Susi*gives new hire a big hug*slicker ;)

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! I misread that! YOU aren't the new hire, you were with a new hire, right? Oh crap, I should put on my glasses before I read what is on the screen! Tell the new hire to break a leg and hugs from a non-SG! Hugs to you too, for dealing with SGs! See ya at the end of the month!
(Slinks away with a red face for being a message board SP; stupid poster...)
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