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crystal_crtr
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by crystal_crtr » Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:35 pm
pattimelt wrote:Quote of the day from a guest:
SG: "Children under 3 are free, right?"
CM: Yes, sir, they are.
SG: "So my 2 year old child is free?"
CM: Yes, he is.
SG: "How much for my 1 year old to get in the park?"
Who LET these people BREED????
My answer would be "Oh you have a one year old AND a two year old? Well one plus two equals three so you have to pay for one full price child's ticket. Have a Magical Day!!"
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by GRUMPY PIRATE » Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:38 pm
crystal_crtr wrote:My answer would be "Oh you have a one year old AND a two year old? Well one plus two equals three so you have to pay for one full price child's ticket. Have a Magical Day!!"
The SG probably would have, and THEN complained!!!! sheesh, TANSTAAFL!!
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by Kwahati » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:07 pm
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:here is a web site that you might like, you can put up a poster, and unless you really READ it, it looks "normal"
http://despair.com/ap24x30prin.html
We put up several in our spaces, and it took a while for people to read what they said...hehehe
Yeah, I've seen that before and LOVE IT! Thanks for the website link, I'd lost it previously... I definitely need to get some of those posters (or maybe the calendar) now that I'm in an office where they'd think it's funny! :D:
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by ktulu » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:36 pm
http://www.despair.com/wailinglist1.html <- guy in that picture is my old boss. The book they sell was inspired by the buyout of the company we worked for.
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by GRUMPY PIRATE » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:38 pm
Too Cool, was he that funny when you worked for him?
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by ktulu » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:55 pm
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Too Cool, was he that funny when you worked for him?
Yep! He also put up with alot of my crap, if I was him, I'd have fired me :D:
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by GRUMPY PIRATE » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:00 pm
ktulu wrote:Yep! He also put up with alot of my crap, if I was him, I'd have fired me :D:
Well, Everyone on this list could (or should?) claim that at one point in their life!!
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by Kwahati » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:21 pm
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Well, Everyone on this list could (or should?) claim that at one point in their life!!
Yep. I just lost my Project Manager on this job. I'm worried the new PM they got might not put up with me so well... He seems to think I'm the fun one in the office so far, so if that holds up, I'll probably be able to continue with my old tricks...
Yo, it's one universal law but two sides to every story
Three strikes and you be in for life, manditory
Four MC's murdered in the last four years
I ain't tryin to be the fifth one, the millenium is here.
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by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:59 pm
Kwahati wrote:Yep. I just lost my Project Manager on this job. I'm worried the new PM they got might not put up with me so well... He seems to think I'm the fun one in the office so far, so if that holds up, I'll probably be able to continue with my old tricks...
You can always check the dirty tricks books!! ways to drive co-workers and bosses crazy!! (note: may not be legal in some states!!!)
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by Big Wallaby » Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:03 pm
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:(note: may not be legal in some states!!!)
This comment is worthless without a list of which ones.
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
