The Never Ending Story

[Whazzup]

they all watched football and took a nap after stuffing themselves, and they all had a dream (or mass hysteria) about....

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

The fact that the SG's were still there, and they used wine when cooking the turkey, so the almost SG like focus on alcohol, especially RUM was being wasted. and GP returned from to hotel, as he had been enjoying Pina Colavas at the Poly polside bar like he always does! Just then some SG's showed up and they were intent on destroying all the alcohol at WDW, lead by none other than Carry Nation, who, it turns out, was disguised as churchy, which made sense. So the SGT crew, repelled the SG borders, and continued to enjoy libations, despite some unjustified and unwarrented attempt to control other from having a beer. Then, the SG's turned and began marching toward DTD, with the intent of....

[Purpura]

THe SGTs all went to Buildabear, and had fun. Grumpy Pirate even got himself a pirate Bearemy, which was way cool. Purpura sewed up a fake bottle of "rum" for the pirate bear, out of some brown material with red thread that she made into the word RUM, and put it on the paw of the Pirate Bearemy with the aid of an elastic band that once was part of a hairbow. The SGs were sent packing to Grumpy's Bar in Hawaii where they were curious as to how he had finally gotten away from Pele, and they stayed making rum for the goddess.

Then....
(Can we cut back on the alcohol consumption a little for the others in the Story? Not too many love rum as much as you do Grumpster.)

[Whazzup]

the pirate Bearemy bear saw that the other bears at WDW were from Gund and Vermont Teddy Bear Factory, and being a pirate-like bear, he pulled out his cutlass, let out a huge bearlike AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!! and proceeded to slash the stuffing out of the other bears. Bear guts were flying everywhere when Grumpy Pirate suddenly noticed the commotion, and he immediately....

(I could have sworn I read a post by GP that stated he and his wife really don't drink much - did I just imagine it?)

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Jumped in and helped, by drawing his cutless and started hacking, because a Pirate will ALWAYS help out a shipmate, no matter the situation. Then, Susislocker showed up, and began helping by throwing her deadly ninja gingerbread stars, and just then...

[Purpura]

Purpura made gingerbread cutlasses and then everybody chowed down on gingerbread throwing stars and cutlasses. The Pirates and Ninjas must make peace for Christmas time so no bloodshed may happen during this time...Just pass the sake for the Ninjas (who appeared outta nowhere to escort everyone to the Japanese Pavilion at EPCOT to watch a sugar artist at work).... and then....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uP1190H2Ek

(Man in Japan makes a candy cat! It's awesome- There's a lady at Epcot that does this too)

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Everyone watched the Ask a Ninja series, and finally understood why they are so misunderstood, but just then, SG's crowded around the Sugar artist, demanding that they have their magic, and if he dosn't make exactly what they want, when they want it, then they need a complete FREE package at a hotel and park tickets to compensate them for their ordeal, but Wallaby, who was listening back stage, leapt out as only a marsupial can do, and...

[Whazzup]

tripped over his pouch. Picking himself up and dusting himself off, he then.....

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

He got back in the race, singing, "Thats life....", but then the SG started stampeading toward AK, and started chanting, "Safari, safari" so much that the Flying Bongos started to get a little upset, and....

[mechurchlady]

BURP, Susislicker burped in her sleep and woke the SGT crew at 9 am but they were so tired from their nightmare. Loudly Cheshire announced that the last 5 SGs in the world were in captivity and a breeding program would start in 13.9 years if the government red tape and paperwork went though rapidly. Darph and Wombat left the SGT crew to eliminate the last 5 known SGs and their first move was .......