One week From Today....

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Whazzup
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Re: One week From Today....

Post by Whazzup » Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:19 pm

As we (former) gubment employees say, it's under Other Duties as Assigned.


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Re: One week From Today....

Post by Purpura » Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:31 pm

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Yes, do you know him??
Not really... But there was a bakery in Busch Gardens called The Muffin Man.


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Re: One week From Today....

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:33 pm

Whazzup wrote:As we (former) gubment employees say, it's under Other Duties as Assigned.
I trying hard to become a former govmnt employee!! soon!!!


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Re: One week From Today....

Post by Purpura » Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:36 pm

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I trying hard to become a former govmnt employee!! soon!!!
How soon will you be free?


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Re: One week From Today....

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:40 pm

Purpura wrote:How soon will you be free?
Well..... I coulda punched out two years ago..so anytime...and I hit my 80 percent! just trying to burn use or loose!


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Re: One week From Today....

Post by Big Wallaby » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:45 pm

Man, you gotta come work at Disney World. Maybe you'd be a good Jungle Cruise skipper, except that you might accidentally go off script every single run...


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Re: One week From Today....

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:06 pm

Big Wallaby wrote:Man, you gotta come work at Disney World. Maybe you'd be a good Jungle Cruise skipper, except that you might accidentally go off script every single run...
I would love to, but I doubt I would make it past casting!!

Casting: How would you handle a guest that is drunk, and calling you names, and has urinated on the flowers?

GP: Use a carotid sleeper hold until he looses consciousness, lower him to the ground, use restraining devices, and discreetly break three ribs on either side, so that when he wakes up you only have to tap him to control him, and the public thinks you are just being friendly!!

Casting: NEXT!!


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Re: One week From Today....

Post by Randy B » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:15 pm

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I would love to, but I doubt I would make it past casting!!

Casting: How would you handle a guest that is drunk, and calling you names, and has urinated on the flowers?

GP: Use a carotid sleeper hold until he looses consciousness, lower him to the ground, use restraining devices, and discreetly break three ribs on either side, so that when he wakes up you only have to tap him to control him, and the public thinks you are just being friendly!!

Casting: NEXT!!
Well that's better than "I'd bash 'im wi me cutlass 'n' toss 'im overboard"

Randy


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Re: One week From Today....

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:22 pm

Randy B wrote:Well that's better than "I'd bash 'im wi me cutlass 'n' toss 'im overboard"

Randy
NO its: "I bash him upside he's noggin wit me belay'in pin, an then run 'em through 'wit me cutless!! Arrrhhhh!!

(Ahhhhh good times!!!)


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