The Never Ending Story

[Purpura]

Gingerbread men. Of course Purpura gathered as many as she could in baskets. She was craving them most seriously... Then Grumpy Pirate was given a bottle of...

[Yfoog]

stale churros and....

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Tried to figure out why stale churros were in a bottle, so he threw it away, and pulled out a fresh bottle of rum, which he tossed to churchy, who needed a swig, she then gave some to her flying bongo, because he was getting a little thristy from continous swooping, and then they....

[mechurchlady]

heard the director yell CUT. "Who let them in here, get them off the set NOW!!" So Churchy waddled off stage with the SGT crew in tow leaving the actors who were pretending to be SGs. DisneyMom thought that being in MGM Studios park they should ............

Note that chuchy dont drink lol

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Not fall for the obvious ruse the SG's were using, pretending to be filiming a segmet of zoey 101, when it turns out that someone was fooling around, but Churchy, guzzling the last of the RUM, found out that DisneyMom had substituted Barq's rootbeer, so that....

[mechurchlady]

Churchy, true to herself never drank skanky rum or booze unilke Grumpy Pirate. So DisneyMom led the SGT crew over to the Movie Ride and .....

[Whazzup]

when they got to the Gangster segment, Churchy stood up and shot the gangsters dead. Ha! she said. That'll teach you to try to hijack my SGT crew. Of course, the gun was a fake but the SssssGeeees who had tagged along behind the SGTers thought it was real and were so shocked that they...

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Began clamoring for free HOL passes to everything because they felt that the magic had been ruined, but just then Wallaby leapt on stage, and said...

[Purpura]

Do your ears hang low do they wobble to and fro?, Sing it folks!



Then everyone decided to leave the SGs at Magic Mountain...and go to

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

DCA, but realizing that they were at DL and not magic mountain, with its dangers, they warned the SG's that magic mountain was dangerous, but the SG's did not want to listen, so they......