Official SGT ADD thread

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At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.

Now SGT has a sweatbox of our own. This is the place to find and post all entertaining topics such as video links, jokes, games, and the like. A general rule of thumb is that if the thread is meant to be informative (interesting news stories for example), or a topic for discussion (like setting up a park meet) then it should go in the Break Room, but if the intent is to entertain the masses then it's home is The Sweatbox. I'm sure there will be grey areas at times, so if you have doubt as to where a new thread should go, just use your best judgement and the SGT Staff will be glad to move it later if you guessed wrong.
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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by Princess Susi » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:44 pm

Big Wallaby wrote:Actually, we both want the Wii. We want to play with a Wii.

Oh, c'mon. Like you've never heard that one before.
No you wanna play with a wii wii...... :eek:
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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by Princess Susi » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:48 pm

hobie16 wrote:The proper way to open a new Macintosh.

The unboxing should be performed in a setting of ultimate zen-like calm and tranquility. The phone should be taken off the hook, wives given money to go off and buy shoes, children allowed to run riot on the busy road outside.

Play music. Burn incense. Turn down the lights. Vigorously clean the space the Mac will go beforehand. No frustrations or interruptions must disturb the peace. There's nothing worse than the new virginal white mouse to be sullied by two day old pizza left carelessly on the desk.

Open the box slowly. Regard each flap individually. Sit and look upon the custom made sticky tape with rounded corners (Steve loves rounded corners) holding the box closed. Note how everything nestles together just so, like the courses in a Japanese Bento box. Take each component out separately. Peacefully look at the component for at least ten minutes (yes, even the Apple stickers). Don't plug anything in, just look at it, perhaps gently pick it up with fingertips and admire from every angle.

The whole process may take hours. It's a bit like tantric sex, in fact.

Then boot it up and look at porn.
Does this come from the largest shareholder of Disney himself???? :p:
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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by Princess Susi » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:49 pm

mechurchlady wrote:I am not a middle aged woman and will not gracefully get old.
I am tornado hear me roar as I have fun and rock and roll through life.
But it is a funny song... :twisted:


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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:52 pm

susislicker wrote:No you wanna play with a wii wii...... :eek:
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Ohhhh, Thats not right!!


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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by Princess Susi » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:55 pm

[quote="Purpura"]*Giggle* I just texted Susislicker on her cell phone. Heehee... Wonder if she'll notice.QUOTE]

Unfortunately susislicker knows absolutely ZERO about texting! I'll check my phone and see what I can figure out. All I know how to do is push the buttons to make a call, push the buttons to delete messages, push the button to take pictures and push the button to hang up! Let me look at my phone. It is never on.....unless Ralphie and I go someplace together and we go separate directions. I just looked and the only thing I see is 2 text messageses, one says, "Marjoram" :confused: ????? Oh and the other says we paid our bill... :D: Maybe you texted Ralphies phone!
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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:58 pm

susislicker wrote:
Purpura wrote:*Giggle* I just texted Susislicker on her cell phone. Heehee... Wonder if she'll notice.QUOTE]

Unfortunately susislicker knows absolutely ZERO about texting! I'll check my phone and see what I can figure out. All I know how to do is push the buttons to make a call, push the buttons to delete messages, push the button to take pictures and push the button to hang up! Let me look at my phone. It is never on.....unless Ralphie and I go someplace together and we go separate directions. I just looked and the only thing I see is 2 text messageses, one says, "Marjoram" :confused: ????? Oh and the other says we paid our bill... :D: Maybe you texted Ralphies phone!
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Oh my goodness, I just noticed that SUSISLICKER has her 1000th post!!!
Congradulations!! Heeeers your sign!!


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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by Princess Susi » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:00 pm

Okay, so I am sitting here wasting a little time, waiting for Ralphie to get back from the Car dealership where they fixed the catalytic converter. He is then going to take me to Fantastic Sam's for my hair appt. Then I will come home and do laundry and probably come here again since the machines wash and dry the laundry without my help! Then I need to start deciding what to bring on vacation... :twisted: I am going to try so hard this time to pack light..... :rolleyes: It is so difficult to do that when I want to bring everything!!!!!!
I did buy my body glitter last night so I will be shiny at the Park in the lights!!!!! It's purty! ;)
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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:02 pm

susislicker wrote:Okay, so I am sitting here wasting a little time, waiting for Ralphie to get back from the Car dealership where they fixed the catalytic converter. He is then going to take me to Fantastic Sam's for my hair appt. Then I will come home and do laundry and probably come here again since the machines wash and dry the laundry without my help! Then I need to start deciding what to bring on vacation... :twisted: I am going to try so hard this time to pack light..... :rolleyes: It is so difficult to do that when I want to bring everything!!!!!!
I did buy my body glitter last night so I will be shiny at the Park in the lights!!!!! It's purty! ;)
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Where exactly would something like that GO? :eek:


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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by Purpura » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:08 pm

susislicker wrote:
Purpura wrote:*Giggle* I just texted Susislicker on her cell phone. Heehee... Wonder if she'll notice.QUOTE]

Unfortunately susislicker knows absolutely ZERO about texting! I'll check my phone and see what I can figure out. All I know how to do is push the buttons to make a call, push the buttons to delete messages, push the button to take pictures and push the button to hang up! Let me look at my phone. It is never on.....unless Ralphie and I go someplace together and we go separate directions. I just looked and the only thing I see is 2 text messageses, one says, "Marjoram" :confused: ????? Oh and the other says we paid our bill... :D: Maybe you texted Ralphies phone!
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So you gave me Ralph's number? Ok... Heehee. I am sure he'll show you then.

Play with your phone, and press buttons/arrows to see what they do


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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by Purpura » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:10 pm

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Where exactly would something like that GO? :eek:
Under her clothes. :p:


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