The Never Ending Story

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Re: The Never Ending Story

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:08 pm

Wow, I can't believe that whazzup wants me to eat uncooked fish that has hit the face of an SsssGee and then the ground, so she packed it all into a round "fishball" and threw it at....


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Re: The Never Ending Story

Post by Whazzup » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:29 pm

Grumpy Pirate, who happened to have his mouth wide open as the fishball came flying through the air and landed in the back of his throat. Choking on the semi-raw-fish-and-crabmeat fishball, he sputtered...



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Re: The Never Ending Story

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:08 pm

It right back out, as he was an accomplished muck ball player, and it landed directly in Whazzups mouth, where he swallowed it. Looking a little green, Whazzzup was given a pint of RUM from GP, when then helped him to his feet, and with DisneyMom, and Churchy, then began their quest for more turkey legs, which just happened to be....


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Re: The Never Ending Story

Post by Tara_Lee3 » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:25 am

Ostrich! :eek: "I knew it!" shouted....


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Re: The Never Ending Story

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:39 am

DisneyMom, but Susislicker, who had joined the group, said "it tasts just like ostrich" and began eating them. But Churchy, dispondent over eating the last churro, began wandering toward...


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Re: The Never Ending Story

Post by BRWombat » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:07 am

KSR to see Wallaby. When she arrived, however, Wallaby was running into the ostriches with his truck to get more of their legs. "I knew it!" cried Churchy, and she...


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Re: The Never Ending Story

Post by mechurchlady » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:24 am

decided to take a nap at the hotel. This left the SGT crew with a new person to pick on, TaraLee who gladly stepped forward to replace Churchy as the brunt of bad jokes. TaraLee whipped out of her pocket ....


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Re: The Never Ending Story

Post by DisneyMom » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:42 am

"Bad Joke Repellant" which can be purchased at any....


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Re: The Never Ending Story

Post by Whazzup » Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:03 am

gift shop at Universal Studios, as repellants are not allowed in Walt Disney World or Disneyland, as they have a negative connotation which is against Walt's philosophy. TaraLee realized that bad joke repellant had no effect whatsoever against the bad jokes she was now the brunt of so she....



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Re: The Never Ending Story

Post by hobie16 » Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:23 am

bought a few cases which rolled up into the top line sales of the Bad Joke Repellant company that enabled the CEO to assist in the alleviation of the chronic luxury car famine. His first choice was...


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