Disneyland Resort Cast Members post your stupid guest tricks here. This forum is not for general Disneyland discussion. Please use the Break Room, for non stupid guest trick topics.
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pattimelt
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by pattimelt » Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:18 pm
Quote of the day from a guest:
SG: "Children under 3 are free, right?"
CM: Yes, sir, they are.
SG: "So my 2 year old child is free?"
CM: Yes, he is.
SG: "How much for my 1 year old to get in the park?"
Who LET these people BREED????
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Big Wallaby
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by Big Wallaby » Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:35 pm
My first response, just to see their response, would be "Full adult price."
Wait for it...
You gotta have fun with these people.
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
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GRUMPY PIRATE
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by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:52 am
Should have told them it was a two for one deal!! Today only!!
:pirateflaARRRRRRR YA DOIN'?
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GuestJockey
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by GuestJockey » Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:41 am
"well, he's DOUBLE free, mam. we actually GIVE YOU $80 to take him in there. It'll all pay off for us in the end when we glue his little feet to the floor and teach him that song."
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GRUMPY PIRATE
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by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:46 am
Problem is, she would probably say "Oh, we LOVE that song!!" "Its a world of hope, ....." and now its stuck in your mind!!
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ktulu
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by ktulu » Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:30 pm
"I'm sorry, we cannot admit children to $park."
"People can drink coke and pepsi, but they can't pee in the street."
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Big Wallaby
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by Big Wallaby » Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:47 pm
Actually, it amazes me how IASW doesn't get stuck in my head, despite the fact I used to say the lyrics every bus trip.
Strange.
Not that I'm complaining or anything...
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
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CMGUY89
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by CMGUY89 » Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:27 pm
Big Wallaby wrote:Actually, it amazes me how IASW doesn't get stuck in my head, despite the fact I used to say the lyrics every bus trip.
Strange.
Not that I'm complaining or anything...
True, when I complain about the Land I remember it could be MUCH worse. ;)
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GRUMPY PIRATE
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by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:07 pm
Big Wallaby wrote:Actually, it amazes me how IASW doesn't get stuck in my head, despite the fact I used to say the lyrics every bus trip.
Strange.
Not that I'm complaining or anything...
Short term memory glitch?
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