The Never Ending Story

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Cheered, then, having the attention span of chipmonks, all started moving toward the exit, as SG's were trying to crash the concert, but DisneyMom, thinking fast, took out her....

[DisneyMom]

Nursing supplies and said, We have MRSA in here, everybody! The SGs all went Aaaaaaaaaaaaah and left, and the SGTers all looked alarmed, but DisneyMom said, don't worry, MRSA stands for Marsupial Reserved Seating Arrangements!
The next song approved by the VM was.....

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Barry Manilow christmas songs, which EVERYONE except Churchy groaned!! but Churchy was yelling "Sing it to me Barry!!" and even though it was a recording, she threw her.....

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

But just then, Wallaby and Wombat came from behind stage and gave Susislicker several pounds of chocolate, so she could gobble it while the music was playing, and then....

[DisneyMom]

Churchy and DisneyMom cheered as VM did allow only ONE Barry Manilow song
which was.....

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Jump Shout Boogie!! to which Wallaby and Wombat began hopping around, spilling their drinks and causing everyone to wonder about the obvious enjoyment of Barry by the marsupial contingent, just then....

[BRWombat]

Wombat took a bite of the chocolate and marveled out loud at how poorly understood he is, and that while he does not approve of goofy breakfast names, he would be among the loudest in singing "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer," if only because it annoys his wife and she's extra-cute when she gets annoyed.

Wallaby bounced up at that moment in his new Safari duds and...

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Was mistaken for Barry, which caused all the females to mob him, trying to get a souvin-ears moment with him, and as the flashes started to blind everyone, a loud voice yelled.......

[crystal_crtr]

"Hey that's my chocolate covered candy cane!! Leave it alone!!" and that's when the punches started flying. Just when the fighting was getting good......

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Wallaby stepped up and yellled, HEY theres no fighting in baseball err TNES!!! "Fighting puts us on the SG level", and with that, everyone shook hands and continued to listen to music, and eat chocolate that Susislicker was not hoarding for herself, because what happens in...