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Re: Guests Demanding Refunds

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:27 am

That story reminds me of one of the Police Squad movies, when the guy has a "leg rifle" and tries to shoot standing on one leg!!


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Re: Guests Demanding Refunds

Post by CBeilby » Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:10 pm

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:That story reminds me of one of the Police Squad movies, when the guy has a "leg rifle" and tries to shoot standing on one leg!!
Are you sure that was one of the Police Squad movies, and not Darkman? One of Durant's goons in that had a submachine gun built into his prosthetic leg.



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Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:15 pm

CBeilby wrote:Are you sure that was one of the Police Squad movies, and not Darkman? One of Durant's goons in that had a submachine gun built into his prosthetic leg.
No, I am sure. Its the same one where they do a take off of a harrison ford movie. As usual the police squad movie gets so convoluted that you have to watch the whole thing! The assasin is the brother of the love interest of frank drebin. and so on,,,,


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Re: Guests Demanding Refunds

Post by GuestJockey » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:07 pm

DisneyMom wrote:ToooTOOO Funny Guest Jockey! Sometimes the "ill" people are the most onery! Reminds me of the little old lady I used to have to put to bed at the convalescent hospital....First, you would have her remove her teeth so she wouldn't bite you....then when you would lean over to take off her shoes, she'd pull your hair! :eek:
Oh man, little old ladies are the WORST! lol.

On the first day of overview training, they told us the counters in City Hall are very wide, and that's because it's harder for the guests to reach across them. We constantly are reminding each other to keep the staplers and other objects that could impose concussions hidden safely in the drawers.



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Post by glendalais » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:46 pm

GuestJockey wrote:Oh man, little old ladies are the WORST! lol.

On the first day of overview training, they told us the counters in City Hall are very wide, and that's because it's harder for the guests to reach across them. We constantly are reminding each other to keep the staplers and other objects that could impose concussions hidden safely in the drawers.
O_O

*makes note to call ahead next time he has to send an SG to City Hall so they can hide the sharp things*

(I knew there was a reason that those counters were really big...I've noticed you could easily fit at least 3 more CMs at that counter)



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Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:48 pm

glendalais wrote:O_O

*makes note to call ahead next time he has to send a difficult guest to City Hall so they can hide the sharp things*

(I knew there was a reason that those counters were really big...I've noticed you could easily fit at least 3 more CMs at that counter)
Does it concel a "safe hidie place" for the CM's?


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Re: Guests Demanding Refunds

Post by hobie16 » Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:27 pm

Maybe it's deep so a shotgun on a swivel can be mounted underneath.


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Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:50 pm

Shotgun is to nice, how about some really nice nail guns, with rusty nails...


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Post by GuestJockey » Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:51 pm

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Shotgun is to nice, how about some really nice nail guns, with rusty nails...
my grandpa shot me with a nail gun once when I was 13, in total Happy Gilmore style.

Wow...this board IS all about getting off topic! lol



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Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:58 pm

Well this is about as close as it gets, after all we are still talking about the same basic incident, just embellishing about what should have been done!


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