The Never Ending Story

[Whazzup]

also pulled back a large gulp and promptly spewed it out, shrieking "This ain't rum, this is cough syrup! No wonder Churchy is glugging this stuff by the throatful. She's trying to get...

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Grumpy kicked out of the Pirates Club for not drinking RUM. Just then, DisneyMom turned to Churchy and........

[DisneyMom]

said,Have some of Ralphie's Gingerbread Man Cookies, And Churchy did not know that Ralphie had laced them with RUM, so she had the RUM on her breath but avoided actual intoxication. With that, all the SGTers decided they were ready to take the Pirate's Oath, the first part of which included.....

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

A keepin yer Cutless and pistol in good workin order, and to...........

[Big Wallaby]

never, ever tap dance on the Bridge. Not knowing this, Purpura...

[mechurchlady]

said never lap dance with Beau Bridges. Davy Jones declared all the SGT gang PIRATES and then sang hey hey we are the monkees. Being pirates the SGT gang proceded to do pirate things like ...............

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Put on eyeliner and braid their hair. Except for DisneyMom, who had already done that, so she......

[Whazzup]

inserted a gold tooth and painted her fingernails black and then went to....

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Cutlesses "R" US, and chose a nice gold trimmed one with a small tassel on the guard, then she.....

[DisneyMom]

Used it to threaten the SSSSSSS GEEEEES who were misbehaving by making irritating comments about handicapped rights and using FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY on POTC. This was the after-effect of eating too many of Ralphie's Rum Cookies and the next victim was.......