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You Can't Make This Stuff Up
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"Retired." Yeah, right.hobie16 wrote:Please send all funds to the Hobie Home For Retired Hookers
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May favorite part is that it's not even all that well done. Perfect!hobie16 wrote:Please send all funds to the Hobie Home For Retired Hookers
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
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We're raising money to send them all to the Virgin Islands for recycling. Will you help?BRWombat wrote:"Retired." Yeah, right.
That was the worst mini skirt I could find. Something in neon would have really been over the top.Big Wallaby wrote:May favorite part is that it's not even all that well done. Perfect!
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Don't you need some sort of infomercialesqe commercial on Sunday mornings? "Only a few dollars. Together, we can all help...."hobie16 wrote:We're raising money to send them all to the Virgin Islands for recycling. Will you help?
How about a plastic looking red neon mint skirt with platform heels ?That was the worst mini skirt I could find. Something in neon would have really been over the top.
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Dang, this is the exact outfit I wore to meet darph.... & he still missed me! :D:leftcoaster wrote: How about a plastic looking red neon mint skirt with platform heels ?
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He was looking for some blonde with a yellow scrunchie.Main Streeter wrote:Dang, this is the exact outfit I wore to meet darph.... & he still missed me! :D:
Darph would have missed you even if you had seen him and yelled "DARPH!"
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hobie16 wrote:We're raising money to send them all to the Virgin Islands for recycling. Will you help?
Nah, my money is going to help two never-been-hooker nice ladies to Disney World.leftcoaster wrote:Don't you need some sort of infomercialesqe commercial on Sunday mornings? "Only a few dollars. Together, we can all help...."
I will be checking everyone's tax forms early next year, and if you helped hobie's charity (and I use the term as loosely as his hookers used their bodies before retirement) but not the Bubble Ladies 2008 WDW Tour, then
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:choke: :bikehit: :autoslap: and to finish it off, a cleansing :acidbath: .Do I make myself clear?
Oh, and Hobie's project isn't tax-free. Neither is mine, but mine will make you feel good inside.
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?