The Never Ending Story

[BRWombat]

suddenly black sails appeared on the horizon, and really exciting music began to play. It was the Black Pearl!!! Everyone was excited at the ship's arrival, but especially Wallaby, who always thought Orlando Bloom was...

[DisneyMom]

His Identical twin! DisneyMom thought so too, but then she was woozy from Simple Green and clove cigarette fumes. In fact, the entire cast and crew from Pirates was there, about to film....

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

A different version of the movie, that really can't be viewed except in Vegas and the SGT bus, because What Happens., but the SGT crew stopped the saying, becasue what Happens In Vegas, OR DL, OR WDW stays on the SGT. So with everyone happy that they were gonna get some more Churros and Beer, with waffles on the side, Churchy turned to all the crew and Said......

[mechurchlady]

lets make a movie with the pirates crew. Zazu stood before the before the camera in his pirate costume and Purpura .....................

[DisneyMom]

made a lovely wench.Churchy was lucky enough to get some screen time with Johnny Depp in an action-filled scene that included.....

[Big Wallaby]

Big Wallaby coming to the conclusion that he doesn't actually like beer. Nope, it's just hard, fruity drinks for Wallaby. So Vixen, fixin' to get Wallaby drunk again, said...

[mechurchlady]

Have some of my Grape Kool-Aid and CUT screamed the director who drank the Grape Kool Aid and passed out drunk. Polar then grabbed ........................

[Natural Selection Fan]

A hidden blender from under a plank near the bow....

[Big Wallaby]

...turned to Susie and shouted,...

[BRWombat]

"Pass the Beverly! And a toothpick!" MS then appeared with keg labeled "Beverly" in large, handwritten letters. What Polar didn't realize was that the keg actually contained...