STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!

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Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!

Post by Cranbiz » Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:05 pm

I have a use for Flower.



MiM's = :flower:


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Post by Zazu » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:50 pm

vixen101485 wrote:Doesnt Flower come with Suzy and Perla? :rolleyes: :D:
No, Flower comes with Thumper. Suzy and Perla go with Gus and Jaq.


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Post by mechurchlady » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:29 am

Cranbiz wrote:I have a use for Flower.



MiM's = :flower:
Flower was a sweet flower child who got a lady friend and was a good daddy skunk. Please not even horse dung is that bad or evil.


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Post by Rob562 » Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:30 am

Syndrome wrote:This reminds me of the time Mr. Syndrome and I visited Camp Snoopy at Mall of America. It was in the first year or two that it was open. They have a log ride, and everybody we talked to who had ridden it said, "Oh, you don't get wet at all." We never say anyone come out the exit wet either. So we get on the ride, and I don't know the physics involved, but Mr. Syndrome got soaked!! The ride operator was gaping at him in shock, and as we walked around, people kept looking at my drowned-rat spouse and saying, "But you don't get wet on that ride."
Sounds like my friend on Maelstrom back in June.

There were 5 or 6 of us in the boat, none of us were overly large people, and I think the weight in the boat was fairly evenly distributed. We came down the drop into the North Sea, and this HUGE splash came up over the front-left side and drenched my friend sitting in the front seat from the stomach down.

I don't know if it was just sheer random timing of the wind and splash effects plus our boat's own splash, but we got off and multiple people (including a few locals in our group, the CM at unload and a CM in the gift shop) all said that they'd NEVER seen anyone get that wet on Maelstrom before...

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Post by tskbf2005 » Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:08 pm

i was working at the fairplex for la county fair for the concerts
" is this the concert enterance"
no ma'ma this is exit
will my fair ticket get me in?
no sir you need a special show ticket


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Post by Floridian » Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:31 pm

I got a new one the other day. Had a SG come up to me and ask "How do I get the the Marriott?" Guess that seems like a pretty innocent question so I asked which Marriott they were talking about "Oh you know the Marriott." Finally the guy realizes that Orlando has more than one Marriott so he changes his question to "How do I get to the Marriott Residence Inn?" :banghead:



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Post by Princess Susi » Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:41 am

mechurchlady wrote:Flower was a sweet flower child who got a lady friend and was a good daddy skunk. Please not even horse dung is that bad or evil.
I agwee, I Love Bambi and his friends. I collect Bambi, Thumper, and Flower pins and WDCC sculpts and other Bambi memorabilia. One of my all time faves. After all, I am the animal adorer! I would have brought Bambi, Thumper or Flower home and asked my mom " They followed me home...Can I keep em?" :bambi: :flower: :thumper: I heart the movie "Bambi"! awwwwwwww..... :o:
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Post by Big Wallaby » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:10 am

Oh, I had a doozie last night, but I can't remember it. Everybody help me think...


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Post by Princess Susi » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:14 am

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Post by hobie16 » Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:26 am

Big Wallaby wrote:Oh, I had a doozie last night, but I can't remember it. Everybody help me think...
The last time I tried to think I got kicked out of math class. Did you try mental floss?



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