Overheard on the Monorail

Syndrome · Post by **Syndrome** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:57 pm

Mr. Syndrome and I boarded at the Poly. Mr. and Mrs. SG and offspring board at GF.

Mrs. SG: Where does this thing go?

Mr. SG: I have no idea.

Mrs. SG: Okay, we'll take it to MGM then.

They were still on when we disembarked at TTC, so goodness only knows what they thought when they wound up back at GF. They were rather weird in general; wife and kids sat next to us, and Mr. SG sat across since there wasn't enough room for him, too. The people next to him all left at the next stop, and the kids went over to his side, but Mrs. SG stayed next to Mr. Syndrome. And I mean NEXT to him...originally, she had to sit close because of the lack of room. But when the kids left and she had plenty to herself, she still stayed plastered against him. She spent most of the trip whining about how her sunglasses didn't fit and how she'd be damned if she'd have a headache for the rest of her trip to Disney since she had already been suffering for three days.

darph nader · Post by **darph nader** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 9:35 pm

Can you say "Not a clue?" Sure you can.

ktulu · Post by **ktulu** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:03 pm

You should have helped her out and told her they needed to exit at the TTC and transfer to the MGM monorail, not to be confused with the Epcot, Resort or Magic Kingdom monorail :D:

PapaMouse · Post by **PapaMouse** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:57 am

ktulu wrote:You should have helped her out and told her they needed to exit at the TTC and transfer to the MGM monorail, not to be confused with the Epcot, Resort or Magic Kingdom monorail :D:

ROFLMAO. That would have been worth getting off and watching.

Make sure to tell them the monorail to MGM is faster then the bus.

Big Wallaby · Post by **Big Wallaby** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:27 am

Just one problem... the bus driver who sits at Bus Info and get accosted for not having a Studios Monorail...

PapaMouse · Post by **PapaMouse** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:22 pm

Big Wallaby wrote:Just one problem... the bus driver who sits at Bus Info and get accosted for not having a Studios Monorail...

But I am sure he gets it thousands of times a day.

Cranbiz · Post by **Cranbiz** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:21 pm

Please don't do things that get the driver at Bus Info harrassed!

This has got to be one of the worse jobs a driver can do. :twisted:

SG's asking what bus to get, then ripping you a new one because you tell them they missed their bus. The list goes on. I worked it one night for 2 hours and will never volunteer for it again!!!!!

BRWombat · Post by **BRWombat** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:17 pm

Better: Tell them to hop a cab to MGM -- except now they call it "Universal"! :D: :twisted:

StephM · Post by **StephM** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 9:17 pm

:D:

We leave in 14 days......we have found our thing for this trip. Every bus, monorail, boat, and ride we get on....
Steph: where does this thing go?
Mr. Steph: I have no idea.

Thanks Syndrome.....work has been so crappy this weekend and this just made me laugh out loud. :)

Randy B · Post by **Randy B** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:17 am

StephM wrote: :D:

We leave in 14 days......we have found our thing for this trip. Every bus, monorail, boat, and ride we get on....
Steph: where does this thing go?
Mr. Steph: I have no idea.

Thanks Syndrome.....work has been so crappy this weekend and this just made me laugh out loud. :)

Or how about this. While waiting for a bus, boat or monorail, ask where the fast pass machines are for this one. :D:

Randy

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