I don't know what's wrong with my head...
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I don't know what's wrong with my head...
I need to find a way to stop thinking while I'm walking down halls at work. Invariably, I start thinking about something funny, and then I smile, and then people look at me funny because I'm smiling (the government has no sense of humor of which it is aware) and then I start laughing because people don't know why I'm smiling! And the laughter seems to lead people to the belief that I'm crazy...but I don't think I'm crazy, I just don't know how to explain to people that it's very funny in my head!
And my queue of work [help desk tickets] is clear! I'm now going to stand up and make one of my bosses do the clear queue dance with me...and they'll do it because nobody wants to antagonize the crazy guy! :D:
:dancear: <--Clear Queue Dance
Oh...and why is everyone afraid of the giant gay guy at work? He's really nice (and no, it's not because he's trying to hit on me that he's nice). Homophobes normally piss me off, but being terrified of the giant gay guy who would probably shriek and jump on a chair at the first sign of trouble is just funny! Damn...that's one more thing that got into my head and will surface at some inopportune time to make me giggle... :p:
And my queue of work [help desk tickets] is clear! I'm now going to stand up and make one of my bosses do the clear queue dance with me...and they'll do it because nobody wants to antagonize the crazy guy! :D:
:dancear: <--Clear Queue Dance
Oh...and why is everyone afraid of the giant gay guy at work? He's really nice (and no, it's not because he's trying to hit on me that he's nice). Homophobes normally piss me off, but being terrified of the giant gay guy who would probably shriek and jump on a chair at the first sign of trouble is just funny! Damn...that's one more thing that got into my head and will surface at some inopportune time to make me giggle... :p:
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Re: I don't know what's wrong with my head...
That seems perfectly normal to me, Kwahati.Kwahati wrote:I need to find a way to stop thinking while I'm walking down halls at work. Invariably, I start thinking about something funny, and then I smile, and then people look at me funny because I'm smiling (the government has no sense of humor of which it is aware) and then I start laughing because people don't know why I'm smiling! And the laughter seems to lead people to the belief that I'm crazy...but I don't think I'm crazy, I just don't know how to explain to people that it's very funny in my head!
But then, I'm the exact same way. Maybe we're both crazy? :break: :bugeyes: :break: :bugeyes:
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me too!! everything you said makes total sense to me and I have to admit it that I do the same thing all the time.
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Same! :) It's gotten to the point where people ask me what's so funny and I just look at them and ask, "Well, do you want the train of thought that got me there, or just the punch line?"
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Keep in mind that you do enjoy your time here on SGT. Just as I do. And you can ask Floridian about me.BRWombat wrote:But then, I'm the exact same way. Maybe we're both crazy? :break: :bugeyes: :break: :bugeyes:
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Re: I don't know what's wrong with my head...
Is your head the wrong shape? I know mine is the right shape for shaving it, so I often go with the bald look. It makes for getting ready in the morning much easier. Funny thing is I know lots of people shave their head because they are losing their hair, when one of those guys asks if I'm losing it, I say no, I could grow a nice thick head of hair, but I'd rather go bald. Sometimes I'm cussed at, other times I see the poor fellow walk away with a tear in his eye...
Oh, on track, when I'm at work I'm usually too busy thinking about solutions to problems, but I'll laugh when I read SGT and get weird looks from my employees :)
Oh, on track, when I'm at work I'm usually too busy thinking about solutions to problems, but I'll laugh when I read SGT and get weird looks from my employees :)
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I would be one of those with a tear in my eye...
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
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Re: I don't know what's wrong with my head...
So would I! :(Big Wallaby wrote:I would be one of those with a tear in my eye...
Re: I don't know what's wrong with my head...
I don't think any of us here are qualified to diagnose your problems KwahatiKwahati wrote:I'm crazy...but I don't think I'm crazy