Official SGT ADD thread

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At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.

Now SGT has a sweatbox of our own. This is the place to find and post all entertaining topics such as video links, jokes, games, and the like. A general rule of thumb is that if the thread is meant to be informative (interesting news stories for example), or a topic for discussion (like setting up a park meet) then it should go in the Break Room, but if the intent is to entertain the masses then it's home is The Sweatbox. I'm sure there will be grey areas at times, so if you have doubt as to where a new thread should go, just use your best judgement and the SGT Staff will be glad to move it later if you guessed wrong.
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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by darph nader » Sat Sep 08, 2007 6:15 pm

Why is beer only cold when you drink it,but not when you (burp) it??

If I get busted in Texas,can I call kutlu as a witness in my behalf??

Why do 2 wrongs 'not' make a right,but 3 lefts do?

Why am I doing this,when I should be getting another 'cold' one??



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Post by ktulu » Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:40 pm

darph nader wrote:Why is beer only cold when you drink it,but not when you (burp) it??

If I get busted in Texas,can I call kutlu as a witness in my behalf??
Why, heck yeah!

Hey, I know this may be a bad time right now, but you owe me $32,000 in legal fees.


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Post by darph nader » Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:20 am

The atomic weight of Cesium is 132.905. :cool:
The half life of a cold beer is 37secs. :D:



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Post by Purpura » Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:17 pm

The half life of a cold beer in Darph's hand is 5 seconds...

It's nice and sunny outside.

Why would my daughter say I was a barbecue?


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Post by BRWombat » Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:31 pm

ktulu wrote:Hey, I know this may be a bad time right now, but you owe me $32,000 in legal fees.
Cars!!!! I love Mater.


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Post by ktulu » Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:49 pm

BRWombat wrote:Cars!!!! I love Mater.
I watched it on the way to Japan :D:

I kept thinking that the whole time I was there, one of my favorite lines.


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Post by mechurchlady » Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:40 pm

I love maters and taters but best is fried taters and half a tomato with lots of bacon. Tomato and bacon is yummy.


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Post by crystal_crtr » Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:38 pm

I just hung a canapy/tent over my daughter's bed and hung up a shelf on her wall and once I get the snow white and the seven dwarf's pictures I will hang them up on the wall as well. She is going to have a princess room. Her purple beaded curtain is knotted up so bad right now that I'm just going to take it back to wal-mart and get a new one :sparky: that way it will be someone else's problem not mine :twisted:


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Post by Purpura » Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:12 pm

This is Sherriff Buford T Justice... I am out of my jurisdiction and I am chasing Burt Reynolds and Sally Field.

Can you guess what my hubby is watching on our DVR?


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Post by Big Wallaby » Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:20 pm

Purpura wrote:Can you guess what my hubby is watching on our DVR?
A movie with a car that I actually got to drove. It's true. Of course, this car was only on the screen a few seconds, but it was one of the cars they jumped. Even has bandit painted on the driver's side door, and was touched up by the guy who did the original painting on all the Trans Am cars they used.


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