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Re: Strangest story I've ever heard...

Post by DisneyMom » Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:46 am

hobie16 wrote:I wish it was spiders. Muscle cramps, puking, and a cement plug in my, how do I say this gently, butt. I learned, the third time around, that stool softeners are my BFF.
It Depends........... :twisted:

Hubby says I need to get some new material :rolleyes:


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Re: Strangest story I've ever heard...

Post by YANXWIN » Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:18 am

You have to get the old material out first, but I digress.



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Re: Strangest story I've ever heard...

Post by hobie16 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:37 am

DisneyMom wrote:It Depends........... :twisted:

Hubby says I need to get some new material :rolleyes:
Depends would be needed if it was the opposite condition. :o:


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Re: Strangest story I've ever heard...

Post by DisneyMom » Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:15 am

YANXWIN wrote:You have to get the old material out first, but I digress.
That's what HE said!
hobie16 wrote:Depends would be needed if it was the opposite condition. :o:
The opposite condition often results from treating the first condition....... :eek:


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Re: Strangest story I've ever heard...

Post by WEDFan » Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:22 am

DisneyMom wrote:The opposite condition often results from treating the first condition....... :eek:
Well, of course. Depends is conditional.



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Re: Strangest story I've ever heard...

Post by drcorey » Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:38 am

WEDFan wrote:Well, of course. Depends is conditional.
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Re: Strangest story I've ever heard...

Post by felinefan » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:51 pm

Another time I was at the Orange Transportation Center, waiting until it was time for me to head for the library in time for opening, when this lady walked up to me and asked how she could get to the LAPD headquarters from there. She then said she'd come all the way from Riverside because people were, if I recall correctly, harassing her, breaking into her house, etc., and her local police department wouldn't help her. I looked at my bus book, train schedule, and since I was still in the shelter at that time, my trusty Thomas Guide that I had with me, but the best I could tell her was to take the train to L.A. and ask again. In other words, I said you can't get there from here. It wasn't until later I realized I should've told her that Riverside is not in the jurisdiction of the LAPD. And that she was loopy--the people she complained about were likely figments of her imagination.
Reminds me of something I read somewhere once--this lady had a nice house in the country, but suddenly took to living outside, eating roadkill and generally not living in her house. When asked why, she said Gypsies had taken up residence in her home, she couldn't make them leave, and the police and other people kept telling her they weren't there, and wouldn't help her.
Makes you wonder....


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Re: Strangest story I've ever heard...

Post by hobie16 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:12 pm

DisneyMom wrote:The opposite condition often results from treating the first condition....... :eek:
Not if the dosage is correct. There are times though when downing the entire bottle seems appropriate. That could lead to it Depends. :eek:


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Re: Strangest story I've ever heard...

Post by DisneyMom » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:01 am

hobie16 wrote:Not if the dosage is correct. There are times though when downing the entire bottle seems appropriate. That could lead to it Depends. :eek:
We will all know how THAT goes when we get our Happy 50th Colonoscopy...... :rolleyes:


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Re: Strangest story I've ever heard...

Post by hobie16 » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:01 am

DisneyMom wrote:We will all know how THAT goes when we get our Happy 50th Colonoscopy...... :rolleyes:
At least the doc knocks you out. The sigmoidoscopy is the fun one.


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