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Re: New Gate free turnstiles

Post by YANXWIN » Tue Jan 01, 2013 2:04 am

Ruh-ro. You didn't spend enough money. Hee hee hee hee.



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Re: New Gate free turnstiles

Post by hobie16 » Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:34 am

YANXWIN wrote:Ruh-ro. You didn't spend enough money. Hee hee hee hee.
I was thinking of something like, "Hey Freddy, don't stand up in the boat!"


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Re: New Gate free turnstiles

Post by bookbabe » Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:00 pm

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hobie16 wrote:I was thinking of something like, "Hey Freddy, don't stand up in the boat!"
Or, maybe...
"She said 'move ALL the way down the row' and you just sat in the middle, moron!"


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Re: New Gate free turnstiles

Post by Sue M » Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:48 am

:o: :eek:
hobie16 wrote:The follow on to wristbands will be a microchip implant. They will be made available to AP holders first. The chip will be implanted into the AP's right buttock. CMs will be able to identify AP's immediately as whenever they wish to pay for something, the AP will approach you butt first.

The butt implant will also allow for personalization of each attraction. Sensors will be added to the seats so each AP is identified. Personalization could result in interactions like Jack Sparrow on POTC calling out to a AP.

"Hey Larry, thanks for the 5% tip you left for lunch at the Blue Bayou. What a cheapskate! Where did you get that haircut? A Flowbee?!?!"
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Re: New Gate free turnstiles

Post by WEDFan » Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:06 am

PatchOBlack wrote:I must protest this. Everyone knows that microchips work better when implanted in the left buttock! :)
I'm not so sure the buttocks is such a good idea in general. Are there any health concerns with having an RF source so close to so many guests' brains?



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Re: New Gate free turnstiles

Post by hobie16 » Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:43 am

WEDFan wrote:I'm not so sure the buttocks is such a good idea in general. Are there any health concerns with having an RF source so close to so many guests' brains?
You're assuming they have some anywhere in the body.


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Re: New Gate free turnstiles

Post by felinefan » Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:24 pm

Keep it up like this guys, and you're going to get me kicked out of the library for laughing too much. I have a hard enough time supressing my chuckles as it is.


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Re: New Gate free turnstiles

Post by WEDFan » Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:02 am

hobie16 wrote:You're assuming they have some anywhere in the body.
I was, but I take it you're saying some these people would be the survivors of the zombie apocolypse?

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Re: New Gate free turnstiles

Post by hobie16 » Fri Jan 04, 2013 9:32 am

WEDFan wrote:I was, but I take it you're saying some these people would be the survivors of the zombie apocolypse?

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There were survivors?


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Re: New Gate free turnstiles

Post by drcorey » Fri Jan 04, 2013 10:17 am

hobie16 wrote:There were survivors?
I survived the mayan apocolypse


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